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• ♾️NYC, 🛫ATX, 🛬SEA
• Queer nerd making media about it
• Always going for the secret, third thing
• Makes Kevin Bacon look isolated
• Futurama references and sexual innuendo

Labradorite Is Hard To Spell's avatar Labradorite Is Hard To Spell @mxlabradorite.bsky.social
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The NYT has zero cohesion of thought. They will run the wildest, reputation scrubbing BS in one section, then in another section, a thoughtful treatise from the opposite POV that three people read. I hate it.

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I hope everything goes smoothly and easily! 🤞🤞🤞

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Charlie and Frank all up in the nitrous, Dee flirting with the male dental hygienist she doesn’t realize isn’t the dentist

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What does it say about me that the last time I had my teeth cleaned, I watched It’s Always Sunny? (I do not recall the episode, unfortunately)

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The Inside Out characters in my head

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Shoutout to Independence Day (1996) for having the absolute gentlest and not even really played for a laugh gay joke of the decade.

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100% The optics are grim even if everything was otherwise square.

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Watching Independence Day for the first time in years. OMG, the Fruitopia vending machine in David’s office, I CAN’T. 😂😂😂

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Labradorite Is Hard To Spell's avatar Labradorite Is Hard To Spell @mxlabradorite.bsky.social
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Anyway, I’m fine, no covid, maybe don’t buy FlowFlex if you can avoid it, and TEST AS A PREVENTATIVE MEASURE PLEASE AND THANK YOU. DO IT FOR GRITTY BECAUSE AMERICA DOESN’T DESERVE IT THIS YEAR.

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2) I’ve gotten variations on “Glad it’s not covid, sorry you’re feeling poorly!” …I wasn’t feeling poorly. I feel fine, but I *did* walk in Pride with ~300,000 of my new neighbors. Like hell I was inviting people into my home without sticking a swab up my nose! (cont)

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Two more things of note: 1) A friend of mine asked if we used FlowFlex tests, which we had. (Partner tested as well, negative from the jump.) She said that she’d heard a lot of false positives being reported from that brand. (cont)

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I went bc either a PCR would say I was fine, and if I wasn’t, I could get a scrip for paxlovid, because ooh boy, am I a walking pile of preexisting conditions and comorbidities. Thankfully, I got the clean bill of health part and not the thing that will give me metalmouth. (cont)

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I got the faintest of positives…and then it went away. So I tested twice more, and again: the faintest of positives. Texts sent to my friends, and off to the urgent care with me, then! They gave me a PCR, testing for covid and influenza A&B. All came back NEGATIVE! (cont)

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Hey friends, here’s a 4th of July in 2024 story for you: We’re having folks over for burgers and beers and seeing what fireworks we can see in our new place. Because I walked in Pride on Sunday, I did the responsible thing and took a home test… (cont)

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Ice, mango, tajin, Cuisinart. Yes good.

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ACA SCUSE ME

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I'm always torn in the "just leave!" discussion, because I think if a person feels anxious enough to leave, that's not frivolous or a whim. But leaving includes the privilege of having somewhere to go. It includes a defecit of reasons to stay.

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Today is as fraught for me as a lot of people, but man. I have the passports and naturalization papers for my grandparents, and the passport for my great-zayde. Knowing what they all went through to move here, that stuff hits. ESPECIALLY since I just left Texas at the mere *whiff* of similar.

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Eh, “The Astronaut’s Wife” is but a pale shadow. (Please receive this as the levity it was intended. This whole thing sucks, and it sucks to be held up as the “guilt free” version of something.)

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It’s so craven. They really think they’re getting ready for sweeps week, not….whatever the hell is about to happen.

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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Imagine for one second if the NYT marshaled its massive influence towards voter registration, towards supporting voting rights groups, towards encouraging people to vote and fighting people who try to stop people from voting. Imagine if the NYT actually championed participatory democracy.

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I want it not to be true, but I also think discounting it because of the team behind the podcast is the worst kind of “we only believe people when we like them or dislike the accused.” Anyway, buckle up kids. This one’s going to be rough.

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Did he do the things he’s accused of? Less credibly than caught-on-photo Franken, but still credible. Are the people supporting those who came forward on the level? At least as on the level as the people who supported Franken’s accuser. TL;DR: “Trust, but verify” means it’s worth looking into.

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A hot take no one wants from a person of little consequence: The stuff with Gaiman feels like what happened with another liberal Minnesotan of note: Al Franken.

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I look forward to the book he writes in his “retirement.” (This is the kind of man who will never retire. If he writes this book, it will be while he’s juggling twelve other chainsaws.)

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Paramount/Viacom is absolutely still on my shit list, but I just discovered Comedy Central’s Roast of William Shatner is on Paramount+. I’m sure some of it has aged REAL BAD, but when I tell you it is the ONE thing on the DVR I was sad to lose when we cut the cord…

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The episode 200 definitely rises above it. 💋🤌

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Minister of Misanthropy's avatar Minister of Misanthropy @tonyhighwind.hellthread.vet
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I joke on here, often at democrat's expense, and I don't see a point in having any mercy about it when I do it. Please understand that I'm not joking when I say the incumbency advantage is absolutely a real thing, and it's impossible at this point to tell if there's a dem worth giving it up for.

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Ken Paxton losing is one of my favorite things.

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It’s like people already forgot what Stacey Abrams (+ her org, and other orgs) managed to accomplish in 2020. Grassroots efforts by real majorities in real places where real people live! Writing off whole states as “lost causes” is part of the ingrained apathy that got us in this mess.

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Donald Trump called Biden a manchurian candidate and said Israel should "finish the job" and nobody is calling for him to step down and it's making me feel fucking crazy. It's people are saying this shit at this point just because they *can* influence the democratic party.

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He's a good dude, I've only heard good things. This is a case where he's almost certainly listening to his constituency.

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Why are you saying this to me, a rando, who got reposted by a highly followed account? And not to get all Encyclopedia Blueskyica, in reply to someone who’s mentioned it is their actual birthday?

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...says presumably White man in Maine. Okay, uh huh.

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Ooh, I can't wait to see how that goes.

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"Omigd, why are you like, so obsessed with me?" - Josie

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I can't believe I'm about to say this, but has anyone looped in the CBLDF? This is very their wheelhouse.

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Today is my Towel Birthday, and this is the towel emoji available: 🧻 Oof. Anyway, please watch the video in the quoted tweet, go donate some E-Sims for people in Gaza, donate to JFREJ, sign up for GOTV postcards, and do something good for yourself. Idk, get that iced mocha or a mani/pedi, w/e.

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One reason to have not stopped wearing a mask, is that every country you think you could escape to, will reject you for being disabled. All of them. Yes, that one too. Each time you get covid, you're making it more likely your supposed safe haven goes "nope. GTFO"

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I should give that a rewatch, it's so cute. It was the middle school play one year, and idk how, but Grandpa was played by a 6th grader who full on became an old man. He was *great.*

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I've got family all over Brookline/Newton/Wellesley, and I went to summer camp in Newton for yeaaaaars.

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The Green line and Red line bits took me BACK.

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