I forgot it was the 4th of July and woke up my wife with a "hey you'll be late for work get up get up" and every sailor in the world, retire, you will never top what I have just experienced, I think I learnt like 4 new swear words rn
Not as bad as my husband, who woke me up this morning by texting me a grocery list. I feel like you did it out of legitimate, if misplaced, concern compared to my husband who just wanted Doritos, ya know?
(In his defense, he says he thought he was in his notes app)