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Welcome to my stall in the virtual marketplace SLC


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Back in the day when a married woman would flirt with you you knew she was trying to have a little affair. Nowadays it’s anyone’s guess

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Dillo what the hell. Who does that

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Weird for me to think and say but I lowkey have a good boss

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I wonder what Wesley Willis discourse would do to this place

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I might be out of stamps

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A potato would fix me

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Where are my stamps

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It's kinda like the modern right of sovereignty is the right to make live and let die?

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Seems like a matter of time before Super Ultra Katrina and there's probably not any preparations being made and no one will be accountable huh

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truly tragic

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I'm still an alchemist!

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glad you're back safe king

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @dillo.media 5

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Matthew Gault's avatar Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social
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In South Carolina you can go to a store and buy weed and they give you a little note to give to the cops that says "we promise this isn't weed"

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🤓☝️

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The U.S. is resuming a shipment of 500-pound bombs to Israel that had been held up since May, when the Biden administration suspended delivery of two types of weaponry amid concerns about the ballooning scale of civilian casualties in Gaza, officials said.

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I missed the goal. Show me the goal

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Six Yolo County farmworkers were fired after they left their jobs for the day in solidarity with a coworker who was experiencing symptoms of heat stress amid 105-degree temperatures: www.abc10.com/article/news...

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Ahhhhh's avatar Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
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Just decided I don’t care to argue about that

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Sure but in this case it's legal

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useless metric

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going back in time and killing the person who invented the left-right political spectrum

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““Please help us, they’re not doing anything for us,” Trancita Ponce, a Chowchilla resident, said in a statement shared by the CCWP. “There is hot air blowing inside of our rooms, I have a huge migraine and I feel sick and other girls are throwing up.””

www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

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Phil Lewis's avatar Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced impeachment articles against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò's avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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"After the game, Argentina’s social media team posted an image of Messi and Co celebrating their victory with the caption “Not like us”..."

the sheer size and scope of the anti-Drake coalition that Kendrick Lamar has built

www.theguardian.com/football/art...

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Do you think any couples masturbated together while wearing masks

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bitdizzy is absent's avatar bitdizzy is absent @bitdizzy.bsky.social
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Chevron deference being gutted is actually really bad for capital, as is the suspension of corruption enforcement, as is the president being a dictator. Capital wants predictable conditions for its concentration and accumulation—the bourgeoisie won too hard in America, now cannabilizing their empire

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lol I do not remember that!

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"what are the Democrats gonna do about x" let me stop u right there buddy lol

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Hey at least they have plenty of water right? …..right?

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Things are Just Fine in Utah’s fastest growing county

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I never figured out what a “coffee spoonie” is

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I saw people with two labels and I got greedy. I wanted it for myself

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Terra hasn't even chosen a race smh

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lost my alchemist powers

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gimme a fucking BREAK

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accept

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I'll have to give it a try!

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I couldn't accept fighter. I'm not a fighter

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I'm a fucking thaumaturge now. Whatever that is

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Trump airs list of false grievances at Florida rally: ‘We don’t eat bacon anymore’

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reroll

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you're an investigator and a witch??

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fascists typically lie and take advantage of emergency situations for a reason: what they want is horrifying and unpopular

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it's a little funny that the think tank nerds at the heritage foundation decided to put all their plans for the fascist power grab in a big book before a big election

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