Network Torpedo

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To goon, perchance to cum—ay, there's the rub: For in that hypnostate what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause—there's the respect That makes a mess of so long a sesh.

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Stephen @entrop.net
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

When I saw the tiny trail of black smoke rising from my pantry, I immediately knew what it meant. There would not be a new Mouse Pope this day.

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Atomic Priesthood Memes @turniprodeo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

Aegis: We're the only ones you can trust to keep you safe 👮‍♀️🤡
Taurus: We'll keep you safe from the bad furries 🐷👮
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social: You're a level 6 orc 🤓
@labeler.mountainherder.xyz: cwommoonists r scawwy :c 🌐
@oracle.posters.rip: Hey wanna know how you will die? 🪦

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

Dubai? More like doodoo, bye

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

Tits or ass? Bro, the way he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, suffered, died, was buried, and rose again on the third day to take away the sins of the world.

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Village Genius @dumbquixote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

You made a gravy mistake

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

nature is beautiful

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

Bad news for some usrs of this site

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

They're really just gonna call this mfer "Cancer Man"???

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friendlycatsclub @holybible.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

So did we discover bluetooth or invent it

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

fruit fly oral history stretching back dozens of weeks

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

That's actually super helpful! I had a couple of them but definitely not all of them. ♥

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Anyone else think BTS fan accounts should be shot into the sun?

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

Imagine if you had one in there backwards and the fur was going the wrong way

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

we need more rat themed bars for adults

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

Large man. Beard, waxed mustache. Those glasses Walter wears in The Big Lebowski. Kilt. Burrito.

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Pollution of fecal origin

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

My girlfriend uses a different niche microblogging platform you wouldn't know her

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

No she doesn't post at all

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

The discover feed has decided to replace all the furry art with Korean idol groups today and honestly I can't decide which version I prefer.

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clown gravy @clownbaby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

yep sex but have u ever helped her make a horse playlist??

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

Idk seems unlikely

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

It's cyberbullying your ass! It's typing weird slug slurs!

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

I don't even have that many but for me it is archival + essential search ("fennel is in season, what do I have for fennel", for example) + ease of sharing.

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

They're perfect 😍

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

2, but one of them is portrait mode

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

First time seeing a chipmunk???? They're so cute, they're some of my favorite lil critters to take pictures of when I go hiking!

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Help I'm being force-femmed in the dwarf fortress channel

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

For Follow Friday I'm just going to drop the starter pack I put together when the feature released. I got about 30 people in there so check them out ♥

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

New or used?

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

Washington stays winning I guess

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

Reddit thread: Thoughts on 2 girls 1 cup? I love this stuff but I always have to pause the video before she shits. Are there any videos of naked women online where they don't eat poop?

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Oh yeah, this, Mr horse, goatse, tub girl, two girls one cup... One day I'll be able to degauss my brain, I bet that would feel nice.

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

Whaddahell 😧😧😧

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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat @kittensinacoat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

the kids are calling it "doughboying"

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

I think you're right

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Atomic Priesthood Memes @turniprodeo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

We should celebrate Fourth of July by canceling a random brittish guy

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

*whump* 😳

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

I wish you had told me this 10 hours ago because my legs are fuckin' cooked 😭

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

I definitely think it describes HL2 better, but I think maybe my memories of the actual gameplay just completely replaced any memory of the vibes and story. I had to think for a minute to remember if HL2 even had aliens in it, but the feel of the gravity gun was all fresh

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

The funniest part is that I have played HL2 and not Mass Effect but that was still the first one I thought of 😂

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

Galaga and... Mass Effect?

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

Y'all saxophones go.kinda wild huh

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

I can't believe they really named a character Deep Throat

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

You'd agree if you got a whiff 😍

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

It only happens for the first piss after drinking the coffee (most noticable if that piss is ~30-45 minutes after the coffee) and not every time I have coffee. Sadly I can't record and transmit smells to share with you.

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

I'm sorry you can't appreciate the finer things in life

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Oh, nah, sometimes if I have a lot of coffee my piss will smell like (a milder version of) a freshly brewed cup of coffee

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Never had it never will. Sometimes it's just got that sweet aroma to it.

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Network Torpedo @networktorpedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

Y'all like it when your piss smells like coffee?

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