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Atomic Priesthood Memes

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Bluesky's #1 "gif-enthusiast"

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That some hard and girthy wood you’ve got there Mr. Bryce

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Im a bisexual. All Simpsons erotica turns me on!

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You seem like you watch a lot of Aaron Sorkin

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What the fuck. My brain hurts reading the mental gymnastics people are going through

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What the fuck. This is a labeler? No thank you. ACAB means ACAB. Even the funny ones.

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We should celebrate Fourth of July by canceling a random brittish guy

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"This Whole Thing Tastes Like Gender," i squeal as i inhale King Dedede's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Greatest Hits

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I hate to brag but I thought Snowden sucked before it was cool

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More like the United States Supreme Cunts Is that anything?

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Kamala Save Ferris Is that anything?

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Help I’m stuck in the Tower of Orthanc

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@dril.bsky.social u think I should clip these bad boys or do I have another few months

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Our pinky toes are remarkably similar

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You're in a meeting with me today, this is what you get

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43 year old who suddenly realizes that he thinks toes are hot

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Noooooo. I want it to myself

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Star Trek fans will just consume any garbage now. They crave the slop. Give us more slop they say

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So are the PMC libs on this site finally figuring out that jamelle bouie sucks?

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This country hasn’t been the same since Obama replaced the piss in the white house bowling balls with lemonade

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men used to be hot from:moonmasque.bsky.social

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I can’t believe the king came to visit last week and I missed it

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You can really just put socks on them to keep their tosies warm

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Babies don’t really walk. So most baby shows are never worn.

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Protip: If you send an email to yesreply@[company.com], they are legally obligated to respond

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Don’t worry. At the rate we are going. It will take at least 4 more days to add the last bitch baby dogs to this and consider my job done

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He was so focused on that he could he never stopped to consider if he should

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He sure loves to make orcs and humans fuck

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Dwarfs live rocks. Elves love trees. And yet they also loved each other

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I’m technically a LOTR scholar (wrote a thesis paper about it for the Harry Potter school of political science)

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Look Saruman and his technicolor dream coat were working on it but the orcs kept cutting onions and his eyes kept getting irritated

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A shithead how betrayed a discord full of trans women in order to run interference for a bunch of sex pests

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I feel and believe a lot of things about it

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I don’t think that’s canon

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Still can’t believe I got blocked from the LOTR feed. They have no idea how much they are missing out on

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Gimli put in a big show about his sexual escaped but once he settled down with Legolas he realized that actually monogamy rocks when it’s with someone you love

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That’s the strangest shit I’ve ever heard.

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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚's avatar The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚 @theshrimpening.bsky.social
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pee is not milk. that’s what the bowling alley people told me. idk!

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Oh sweet summer child. You truly are 14 kittens in a trench coat

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In the context of Bluesky like an aol chat room but instead of middle aged men sending 12 year old dick pics it’s middle people sending other middle aged people unsolicited dic picks. Also there’s like a couple people who aren’t guaranteed creeps too

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god i would probably post bowser for the first time ever but fuck a place without a strong castle to protect my koopas

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