Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth

doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:28 UTC

Puts me in mind of this XKCD strip

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:26 UTC

It’s the way the water doesn’t really interact with the van in the way you’d think it would. But you’re right, it’s weird that in 2024 that’s the first thing the Brain goes to.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

The Grand canal looks impassable without using one of the bridges. That’s a thumbs down from me.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

Assassins Creed 2, the first one set in 17th century Italy, was the game that ruined my University grades. I have platinumed it on three different consoles. Being in the place that it’s set is very odd for me right now.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

Very free runner friendly. That wire in particular looks very enticing.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

I could shimmy across that bridge

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

Can climb that however with access from the roof to the right. But you need to learn how to do that hanging jump thing first.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

St Mark’s Basilica, which we all know requires Leonardo Di Vinci’s flying machine to access.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

Lots of window ledges, a drain pipe. Tower conveniently to one side of the room. I bet that’s a view point.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Lots of ledges and hand holds. Climbable.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

That should say “Served one eggs” not “served on me eggs”. My keyboard was set to French.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

I also remember the time he served on me eggs worth of Scrambled Eggs to give people. Do you think he has a problem?

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 08:24 UTC

Already seen two lizards this is great.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

It’s weird the things people think they can say after the convince themselves they know people they don’t

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

What is wrong with the internet?

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Me, cramming a whole pizza into my mouth: ITS RESEARCH!

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

I’ve been in Venice for 5 hours and I don’t think I am returning to my normal life. Sorry friends, I’m going to bankrupt the University by just refusing to come home.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

I have reached my hotel on the lido, down the street is this very claimable building.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

The quintessential Assassins Creed 2 climbable tower. Never thought I’d meet them in the flesh.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Deffo climbed on that

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Very Climbable

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

It is my life’s mission to be surrounded by incredibly attractive and incredibly nihilistic ennui-infested naked people.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

I’d climb on that

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

I might start a mega thread of Buildings I totally have climbed or WOULD climb on in an Assassins Creed game.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

@revolvoe.bsky.social Wish you were here, you’d have loved bored topless smoking women.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

I just saw a shirtless man driving a speed boat with two topless women on the back, both of whom were smoking in a really bored looking manner.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

When I was going through Turkey to get to Tokyo once (I know, weird route) the Turkish authorities were very very concerned about me, and asked me lots of questions and did lots of swabs and checks, because they thought I might it trying to go to Syria.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:23 UTC

Wandering around deserted airport gates listening to Sea Power albums.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:14 UTC

Trapped in the airport for three hours. I expected the beard to have more issues at security.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 07:50 UTC

I’m imagining this guy from the Aeon Flux short “War” in particular.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

So it’s not a long journey I’m doing today (Americans would laugh at me for the shortness of both my drive and my flight) but I don’t travel well so this is kind of a big deal. Off to Italy I go.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:47 UTC

I’m imagining a Peter Chung-esque impossible quiff hair cut under that thing

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

Fatboy Slim representing the gays this evening

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

It’s important to note before his becoming prime minister, several months previously he had run against her in a failed leadership bid.

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Nick Gonzo: Slowly Vacating Earth @nickgonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Also read: Sunaks campaign got off to an “awkward” start when he decided to be Prime Minister.

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