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geoffrey
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anyway heres sandwich
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1179 followers 373 following 18865 posts
festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, he/him š”ļøš¦
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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anyway heres sandwich
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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āThe rabbits got the gun nowā coming from a lawyer for a crooked Governor going after a newspaper writer is such a telling comment about how much weāve let powerful people cast themselves as victims and it goes from this to Elon to Trump and everywhere else
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson
@protik.bsky.social
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if the English deliver tomorrow i'm calling for a 3 day humanitarian pause in the merciless mockery
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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getting tantrum-level furious at this dragon age lore video that uses footage of a lavellan inquisitor with the american accent voice actor
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Don Moynihan
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Constitution: People involved in insurrections should not be President. Roberts court:...hmm, no, I don't see it. Constitution:.... Roberts court: but the president should have immunity for crimes
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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The ghouls are wasting no time on this
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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and you know what iāve always said about those people
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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sheās back and seems frankly angry about how much she is the baby. donāt you dare tell her sheās the baby
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Ed Burmila
@edburmila.bsky.social
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Trump went on social media and published a literal list of enemies he's going to imprison after he wins.
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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its cat on the floor weather again
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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thankful for the games industry constantly innovating for us, giving the people what they want such as resident evil 7 on ios
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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generous, kind
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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considering muting the name of the president of the united states on social media
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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deeply embarrassing to be heartened by the french
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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the broad right-wing playbook: run on racism and vague false promises, hope it takes just long enough to wreck everything that it feels like there's no turning back
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geoffrey
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i don't think trump chose flynn as his running mate. just my two cents. penny for my thoughts. my take on the situation
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Tim Onion
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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made a nice iced coffee beverage about it :)
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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel
@kleinman.bsky.social
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Orange Man Bad explains far more than many comparative politics PhDs care to admit
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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was wondering why this was and then i noticed that it is over 80 degrees at 11am
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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oh yeah lol i forgot about that one
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geoffrey
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i am not convinced they do. but they do get mad about it
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geoffrey
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what else can we argue about. the new dragon age game has an option to turn off character death in combat. that's gotta be making some Real Gamers mad, right?
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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oh i own it! i end up buying most of the big popular sim games and just have them to play when the fancy strikes me lol. but i kept hitting a hard wall in every campaign, i could never get past a certain size and got frustrated
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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no probably not, what game are you thinkin about?
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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the low level one that you needed to play online prior to the introduction of tiers lol
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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yes i did wake up crabby today why do you ask
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geoffrey
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really wish i had a video game to distract myself with while the powerful people decide the direction of my future in back rooms long after the opportunities for mass participation, following the minutiae and court intrigue here feels embarrassing
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Shiv Ramdas
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They really meant it when they said they wanted to go back to traditional European values huh
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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when i say i "don't care" what happens i mean that it is so far out of my control at this point that it feels less like advocating for the shape of a party than cheering for a football team, and i have to believe they know that the only real replacement option is harris to preserve my own sanity
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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lloyd doggett out of austin
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geoffrey
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i don't even care what happens at this point but you cannot call an article "the top democrats doing [x]" when only one democrat is doing x and it's some guy no one had ever heard of before yesterday, when he did x
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Elder Scrolls Items
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Ethical Dinner of Memes
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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i mean thatās fair i have been posting too much. nervous habit
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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this includes two people i am very close to, to be clear. freak shit is what it is
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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i unfortunately cannot trust people who wake up at 5am. thatās weird and youāre weird
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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i was getting some angry feelings but then i remembered that i could eat some spicy pork rinds instead š
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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like my neighbor was dogsitting a teen labrador (same breed i had growing up) and he ran up to me and i held a forearm up in front of my chest to greet him, just a thing you do when you donāt know how trained an excited young dog about to jump up on you is, and neighbor got offended lol, come on man
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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iām personally pretty easy with them because i grew up with a big floppy dog but itās presumptuous and antisocial to expect other people to simply live with the dog relationship YOU signed up for
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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a very good friend of mine says she doesnāt like big dogs but whenever she hangs out with my best friendās very polite, well-trained, responsive big shepherd boy sheās like āexcept this oneā and thatās sort of the whole deal right there lol. sheās just only encountered big dogs who get free rein!
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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north american dog culture is bad and i do not know how we fix it!!!
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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i do not know what this refers to lol
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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i actually do have a lot of sincere not necessarily positive thoughts about how weāve refused to allow people, especially women characters, to be wrong or cruel or unfair to anyone but themselves in massively popular media but again i do understand the āthis perpetuates social problemsā impulse lol
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geoffrey
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i understand why itās been left behind but being mad at a thirsty bitch is an extremely important genre of art and i canāt help but feel that todayās youth have lost something
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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true
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geoffrey
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i don't think i just fell out of a coconut tree. i do exist in the context of all in which i live and what came before me. that's absolutely right
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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as long as she can smack the baby
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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appealing to the high queer council on the basis that i just bought three pairs of 5-inch "going out" shorts in my 30s, one of the gayest things you can do
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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i had to google "brat green" š
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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giving myself away as a fraud by not calling it "mayor pete 2020 merch" i am realizing
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