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Won’t you take me to…

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Holy doppelgänger, Batman!

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Midlife ADHD diagnosis has made me more aware of how often and easily I’m side tracked. Not any easier to prevent it though. Basically feel like the Guy from Memento

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The literal plot of Snowcrash

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Me: polyurethane Polly: I’m not insane, you’re insane! Me: who said that?

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Google trains off FAQs, not Never Asked Questions

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When I realized it’s a young Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix a few years ago.

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There’s two: Dune by David lynch, specifically that scene where baron Harkonnen spits on Lady Jessica’s face. Second, there’s this episode of Too Close for Comfort (rando sitcom starring Ted Knight) where he has a giant Dorian Grey portrait that ages and was puppeteered by someone.

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No Trespassing! But if you insist on trespassing, do not smoke!

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If Elon Musk started a moving company

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I try to give the benefit of the doubt. I feel like most people are struggling for a follow up question about twins, and end up asking about in vitro before they even know it.

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Happens to me all the time. “Are they *real* twins?” Yes, they both grew in my wife’s womb.

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Certainly can’t turn it off

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Pistol Pete Maravich bereft at losing his scoring record to Caitlin Clark - and it’s taken so so literally

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Bruce Springsteen and the E Science Band

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At least say “spoiler alert”

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McSweeney’s piece I expect to see: “Almuni Magazine Feature from the Protest”

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I don’t care too much for oil money, cause oil money can’t buy me trophies

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Will never get tired of PSG finding new and creative ways to blow it in the UCL www.espn.com/soccer/story...

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Netflix’s The Idea of You, starring Anne Hathaway, directed by Michael Showalter, and brought to you by Tag Heuer.

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You got @sethrogen.bsky.social ?

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Today's newsletter is the story of how Prabhakar Raghavan, Google's former head of ads - led a coup so that he could run Google Search, and how an email chain from 2019 began a cascade of events that would lead to him running it into the ground.
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In Australia, making out is called “getting to third base.”

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If you get Novocain at the dentist, you’re a numb chuck

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I got as far as getting screened for adhd coaching and then… they made me choose a time that worked for me. Well friend, that was a month ago.

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I’ve grown to accept Nirvana and Pearl Jam on classic rock stations but come on

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Wait, no actually it’s like a meta commentary about how Diesel Jeans were cool because they had holes in them, but Teslas are Electric, so they need like bigger holes

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In the post apocalypse, you want that worn in, rusted out look. It’s like distressed denim, but like more

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To be fair, as a kid it was impossible NOT to compare heathcliff and Garfield. There was room for only one orange cat comic. But that’s kids I suppose.

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Ok I am so deeply obsessed with the terrible Willy Wonka Experience and there is just SO MUCH material being unearthed that I'm going to just try and pull together a resource thread with everything that's currently been found. Let's start with the AI promotional images for the event:

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True. In fact, you have to stay home to make sure no random soldiers quarter there.

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