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Peter

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if you are killed you can seek a declaratory judgment finding that you shouldn’t have been killed.

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Paul's avatar Paul @oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social
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I can't, my lawyer got disbarred this week

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Birch Smith's avatar Birch Smith @birchsmith.bsky.social
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Leaving a diamond worth 1,000 gp in a safe so my lawyer can petition for a writ of resurrection after something I said made a Heritage staffer mad

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BikeMikeBike's avatar BikeMikeBike @thespinner.bsky.social
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Yes, exactly. And you can get a judge to nunc pro tunc an order to enjoin you from being killed. It’s really not that complicated, folks.

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David Waldman's avatar David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social
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Though you’ll lack standing.

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Noamar Garciachomsky 's avatar Noamar Garciachomsky @kduffchicago.bsky.social
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It's wild you get these objectively brilliant scholars who can't seem to answer "what happens if enough politicians don't give a shit about it?"

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Professor Furious's avatar Professor Furious @professorfurious.bsky.social
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Moreover, that you are, by judicial order, alive.

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