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lol, John Oliver (showing the "straight pride" flag): “If you’re having trouble picturing that, this is the straight pride flag. Which, to be honest, really screams ‘Heterosexuality is a prison.'"

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Guy's avatar Guy @e-warren.bsky.social
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I didn’t vote for it

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David Blanchflower BSc's avatar David Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social
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Looks like it was designed by a Newcastle supporter.

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WolfLawyer's avatar WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social
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I’m straight and for the first time in my life after seeing that flag I wish that I wasn’t. It has accomplished what years of woke brainwashing from Hollywood elites failed.

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Raging Spirit's avatar Raging Spirit @ragingspirit.bsky.social
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This flag is crude, simplistic, in-your-face reactionary, oppressive, boring. I'd say it's a success in self-expression.

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Barb Cummings's avatar Barb Cummings @rahirah.bsky.social
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LOL. I don't like most of the Pride flags that apply to me because the colors were picked for symbolism instead of, like, looking good together. But when I think I could be stuck with this instead it reconciles me to all of them!

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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“That is just a failure of marketing right there! The Pride flag is joyous explosion of color, and you’re gonna try and counter it with something that looks, at best, like the Hamburglar’s wedding invitation? Good luck with that!” lmao

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Buzzy Bumbling Himbo Maker's avatar Buzzy Bumbling Himbo Maker @adfujiyama.bsky.social
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at first, I thought it was a Penn & Teller gag XD

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lurks-no-more's avatar lurks-no-more @lurks-no-more.bsky.social
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As a heterosexual, I demand a better flag. That one is ugly *and* boring. (Not that there's any need for "straight pride", straight people are not and never have been an oppressed minority, but flags are nice!)

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Dr. S.A. Applin's avatar Dr. S.A. Applin @anthropunk.bsky.social
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With the man on top.

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Albino Dino's avatar Albino Dino @albinodino.bsky.social
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I thought this was the straight pride flag:

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Rick Schmelz's avatar Rick Schmelz @rickschmelz.bsky.social
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That's the kind of flag that would have shown up in an 80s era ABC Movie Of The Week about the post-apocalypse or some shit.

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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃's avatar Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social
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Why does it look like the male symbol is teabagging the female one

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semiotics of film grain's avatar semiotics of film grain @jamiroqueer.bsky.social
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also what is this symbol arrangement, is it a diagonal Spider-Man kiss or is she eating his ass or what

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Making Chips's avatar Making Chips @enceladusty.bsky.social
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Feels right

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Hipster Sasquatch's avatar Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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Fixed it.

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The Creatively Maladjusted's avatar The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social
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Also the balls on that flag are so gay

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