lol, John Oliver (showing the "straight pride" flag):
“If you’re having trouble picturing that, this is the straight pride flag. Which, to be honest, really screams ‘Heterosexuality is a prison.'"
I’m straight and for the first time in my life after seeing that flag I wish that I wasn’t. It has accomplished what years of woke brainwashing from Hollywood elites failed.
LOL. I don't like most of the Pride flags that apply to me because the colors were picked for symbolism instead of, like, looking good together. But when I think I could be stuck with this instead it reconciles me to all of them!
“That is just a failure of marketing right there! The Pride flag is joyous explosion of color, and you’re gonna try and counter it with something that looks, at best, like the Hamburglar’s wedding invitation? Good luck with that!” lmao
As a heterosexual, I demand a better flag. That one is ugly *and* boring.
(Not that there's any need for "straight pride", straight people are not and never have been an oppressed minority, but flags are nice!)