Nurbsy

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

👏

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

I’m playing it close to the vest

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Grass will need to touch you

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

You reading my tweets

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

Hoss,

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

Deee-Vito

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

I couldn’t ask for another

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

The doctor is in

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

I’m putting on a clinic

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

Gotta learn from the masters

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Gotta reach the people where they’re at

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Mixing my record so it sounds best from a full-volume phone speaker on the bus

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

What’s the frequency homie

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

Then the kraft dinner will be all mine

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Grilled early so the smells from other neighborhood grills have no power over me now

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Importing Canadian kraft dinner for its lower PFAS content

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Gently tenting ⛺️

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

I’m keeping it clean

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joakim noah's ark @snakeroot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

I'm laying down the law

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

Grillin ✅ Chillin 🔜

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Just say “seven mary three, we’re in pursuit” into the little radio

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

You’ll be prepared if you get there only to discover an underground car theft ring

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

🫥

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

oops haha

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

ⓘ Blocked

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

Nice we got the same flow

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

My brother got this used on vhs somewhere so it sat by the tv for years, I never watched it but definitely said “colorscolorscolorscolors”every time I saw the box

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

When the recipe calls for one clove of candy

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

Rat check

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

You spared him the worst of it, sometimes that’s all we can do ❤️

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Dr. Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Now the guy’s got Nurbsy as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Nurbsy. Trouble with a waffle, he can go to Nurbsy. Trouble with the butter, syrup, blueberries he can call Nurbsy. But now the guy’s gotta come up with Nurbsy’s waffles every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, waffles.

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Stephen @entrop.net
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

Inside You There Are Two Dinosaurs

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

I don’t have a waffle maker. I AM the waffle maker

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

I’m busting out

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

This is exactly what a gossip from the 1930s would say

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dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

smack my grinch up

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

They’re calling it the post that healed a nation

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JLP @jlp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

Anyone notice that the structures of our lives need to be completely reorganized

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

I’m moving mountains

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

I’m in the eastern half of the US 😇

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

There’s a town near where I grew up called Buena Vista and the vista is just a bunch of corn fields

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Tars Tarkas Dot Net🦖🦖🦖 @tarstarkas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

New playlist THIS WAS SUMMER 1979 - New York London Paris Munich, this is the pop music on the air, in stores, and on the streets in the final summer of the 70s
Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/475...
Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

I’m taking my time

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

Finally watched The Raid 2 so now I can do all those martial arts moves

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

I’m a real eye-opener

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

Let’s just put this petard away before anyone gets hoisted

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