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joakim noah's ark

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hyper off the ginseng root


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Langwidge is beautiful

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Damn I guess the guy forgot to go see it a 3rd time huh. Life does get busy when you’re older

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Just put a powerful hex on my enemies involving blood magic and the full moon, lmao they're so fucked #losers

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Quirky mycologist who goes by Fun Gus

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Sold

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Mf said some some

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It's bad ass to learn

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That word does not mean what I thought it meant

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The wayward homie

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Barn owls be screechin

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Lol. The 'I apologize on behalf of... ahem... all men' reply guy

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Not sure anything on the internet drives me more berserk than people who are still doing that cat speak in 2024

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I love that. He's a spirit

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You'll some some words and it's like... damn yo, you are both a noun and a verb... you're multifaceted homie...

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Is Smokey Bear immortal

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Critical details can be important at times

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You know why

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It's probably time to head for the hills soon

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Some of yall need to collapse your wave function, no offense

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going back to the gas station to see if they have any new products since 4 hours ago

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I like darkness but I'm not the prince of it. Probably more like a duke or baron of darkness

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That's a firm ass handshake homie. Kinda wet though

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Your presentation is commendable

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[Speaking to an empanada] You're giving me life

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You've lost your inner pirate

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🎶Love take me down to the streets🎶

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deleting my post isn’t enough i need to kill anyone who'd seen it

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jesus died for my wins

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more like neil ...shitty...man yeah, that gottem

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every day i get more locked in

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Any day now my tonsils should start to get smaller like my doctor said they would in 6th grade

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Jesus would have hated the Boston Celtics, I’m guessing

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I like it tha best when everything is perfect

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I still think about this post

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Love getting good food in random ass places. Once had a very good burrito from a place called Beaver Taco in Beaver, Utah

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Goddamn do I hate problems, but solutions… now we’re talking…

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Sit on me to crack my back tonite 👀 Sit on me to crack my back tonight queen?? Sit on me to crack my back tonite👀

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it sucks when having to make money bleeds into your ability to do art so that you feel like you can't or don't want to do art anymore because it no longer comes from passion and only comes from a drive of profit motive, idk i feel so burned out creatively just from being broke all the time

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Norm Macdonald spotted ALIVE in Plymouth, Nebraska!

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When you see the posts I actually make, can you even imagine how dumb the posts are that I discard

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Babe I really like certain asspects of your personality

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Garfunkel and Schuster teaming up and kicking Simon to the curb

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Sup Simon... lemme guess... your buddy Schuster is around? Of course

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time is teh real algorithm

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