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Oak J. Croissant
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Babe, wake up, new male personality type just dropped
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Oak J. Croissant@oakcroissant.bsky.social |
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Husband, monkey, heavy breather in rotary phones from the 90s (no evil intent, just asthma), bellybutton lint aficionado.
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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Babe, wake up, new male personality type just dropped
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Oak J. Croissant
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Max Dubler š³ļøāš
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You, a carbrain: Iām on a highway to hell Me, an urbanist who values sustainable transportation: Iām going off the rails on a crazy train
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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I can believe it. The legends were trueā¦ itā¦ it can be done?
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Oak J. Croissant
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TurboShoesā¢ are dope man
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Oak J. Croissant
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Add label āwonāt fixā
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Oak J. Croissant
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Uhm, itās almost as if the point of art is to learn to empathize through the shared human experienceā¦ nah! Itās to watch cool dudes in spandex fight CGI aliens!
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Oak J. Croissant
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The sucker should have invested in sblorps like I told him. You canāt boop the flap if you donāt juice the gizmo. Rookie mistake.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Was it, to be exact, a gum of the chewing kind?
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Ethan āFink-Nottleā Kocak
@blackmudpuppy.bsky.social
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I feel like crawling into a hole and screaming
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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Good old qwerty123 never betrays me
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Oak J. Croissant
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*johnny cash voice* i hurt myself owie
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Oak J. Croissant
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Teens are dying on e-bikes. Right, and how many are dying in car accidents? Should we ban those too?
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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Folks, itās official. Iām having a breakdown in slo-mo.
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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Am I out of touch? No, it must be the women who are wrong!
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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Itās that sweet sweet capillary action that gets you
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Oak J. Croissant
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That son of a bitch was right. He was right once again!
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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You donāt actually need to do it. Baking soda and vinegar will work just as well.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Fun fact: contrary to popular belief, adding āfactsā at the end of your post does not automatically make the content of your post true and indisputable. Facts.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Next up: Baby Sheldon
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Oak J. Croissant
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You got it all wrong pal, itās the bacteria who hope you like what they made you eat
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Oak J. Croissant
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Iād read that
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Oak J. Croissant
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I was today years old when I learned having cheekbones means you are a man ???
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Oak J. Croissant
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Now, to take the ferry cost a Nickel
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Oak J. Croissant
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āThe end of social mediaā. I see someone went to drama schoolā¦
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Oak J. Croissant
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One manās nuts are another manās treasure
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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Threw up the radish
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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WOMEN. They like shoes. But MEN. Well let me tell ya. Men like football. Amarite?? *raucous canned laughter from the audience*
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Oak J. Croissant
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pineapple princess š
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when a restaurant only has savory breakfast like habanero whiskey duck egg skillet and they don't have sweet breakfast like french toast etc that is misogyny and it is illegal
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Oak J. Croissant
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Oak J. Croissant
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My mother: it wouldnāt kill you to call me more often Also my mother: I never know what to tell you because nothing has happened in between our last two calls
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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For a moment I thought the rainbow was shooting OUT of the shield and I was like man I gotta get me one of those.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Theyāre really just trying to squeeze the fun out of every aspect of the human experience arenāt they? Let me automate human connections so thereās nothing left for us to live for.
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Oak J. Croissant
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The hero we need
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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I donāt care if you hated him and think heās guilty. I liked Simpson. My favourite was that episode were he pilots a nuclear submarine into Russian waters.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Canāt the owners of the baby just put it in flight mode like everyone else is expected to do with their phones?? Rude!
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Jill Krajewski
@jillkrajewski.bsky.social
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[werner herzog voice]
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Oak J. Croissant
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This doesnāt count
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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Yeah, right, like Iām gonna believe some āscientistā that the sun is going to disappear from the sky.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Imagine what went through the head of the first person ever who decided to try and eat cheese. Thank you for doing us a solid you absolute legend.
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Oak J. Croissant
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With my last breath I whisper to the emergency responders: āBut the truck is fine, right? Right?ā
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Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
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And you naively hope it would work with us? Well let me tell ya: it did.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Those who think a bridge can withstand a cargo ship ramming into it are the same people who think they would beat a bear in a fight.
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Oak J. Croissant
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One of my favourite graphic novels! I canāt recommend it enough.
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Oak J. Croissant
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Oak J. Croissant
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Me in my twenties: haha! the 6am flight will save me 10 bucks! What a steal!
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Oak J. Croissant
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Angrily shakes fist at screen: those damn socialist blocks!
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Oak J. Croissant
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Watched the Tetris movie the other night. Wasnāt aware it single-handedly brought down the Soviet Union.
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