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pineapple princess 🔒
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against all odds yes they were able to weather normal summer warm temperatures in a shady spot in a reclining chair lol
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she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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against all odds yes they were able to weather normal summer warm temperatures in a shady spot in a reclining chair lol
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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they fucking love it
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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do you think i could pull that behind a VW rabbit
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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they got to see cousin emily who they adore and emily's mom cousin jen who shares their birthday and got her own crown too and got kisses from all the old folks and the dumped their milk cups in the pool 🤬 and then they went extremely to bed at 6pm because it was catastrophically bedtime
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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they also got pushed in their swings endlessly for basically the entire day by a rotating crew of family members and friends and got to kind of ignore regular mealtimes and naptimes and live off pickles because it was so hot
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pineapple princess 🔒
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for their birthday they got- 2 crowns (pictured) a wooden cement mixer and a little play garden toy thing that's a shape sorter, a hunk of hand-spun wool, a book about crafts written by the mom of a friend of a friend, 3 balls, but most importantly- their weight in ribs and strawberry shortcake
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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brian just called a movie "y tu memento tambien"
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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rarely has someone been more one year old
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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"actually, these are my second-most astrology-coded pair of tevas"
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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rarely has someone been more one year old
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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she would be opening her presents on christmas morning and just randomly stop and be like "i can't believe trump is the president. i just can't believe it. he disgusts me" do you like that bookmark i got you tho, it's glow in the dark
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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comic of that guy going "... I GUESS" dot jpg
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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you could put my mother on a merry-go-round with a fistful of cotton candy and the beach boys playing live and she'd be like "isn't it horrible that sometime in the future i won't be here on this merry-go-round. because i won't be here anymore. i'll be dead"
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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seriously i am like liz lemon with jack in that 30 rock skit, no no! don't be cry!
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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mas need to calm down!
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i am not your emotional support large adult daughter!!
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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we all miss grandma!!! nobody else is weeping!!! she doesn't even drink she's just a sober perpetual weeper
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@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i swear to god she's the most maudlin woman alive. it's the morning of her only grandchildren's first birthday party and she's probably literally going to cry at some point about "all the people who couldn't be here" yes alright move it along please!!!
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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like she just told me one of my aunts can't come to the boys party because she's not feeling well. well that's a bummer but she's in her 80s and i am very busy right now. tell one of your sisters about how sad you are
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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my mom loves to tell me anything and then end her message with "this makes me so sad!"
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i'm just not funky myself i fear so i can't relate to the vibe
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i have one, and also a smoker like for smoking meats, i could put them both down there
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i'm a good hostess and i keep an ashtray for my one friend and two cousins who still smoke analog cigarettes but i'm not putting it on the porch with all my sweet little aunties, it's filthy and implies i've been hanging out with sailors
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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the only place for smokers to stand at the lads birthday party where they won't get gross cigarette smoke all over the babies and old people is down by the beehives so they're gonna have to smoke for their lives
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i think the issue is that i like motown stevie wonder and soul stevie wonder but i am fucking allergic to funk music including funk stevie wonder
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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he seems like he has generally good politics and it's always great for me specifically to hear about someone who was born very prematurely like my sons and had an amazing life anyway! but like, it's just the definition of Not For Me Thanks
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i do not care for michael jackson either honestly. sorry to this man
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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this does not sound like Please Mr Postman
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i listen to a lot of motown and spotify is always putting him on because he was technically speaking a motown artist when he was like 11 but it plays like live recordings from the 80s and i just. i don't like this
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i just do not like to listen to stevie wonder i'm sorry
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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it's not possible to air condition the upstairs, it's not finished, it's not even a legal bedroom, it's an un-insulated halfway-converted crawl space area and the window is just a hole cut in the wall covered with chicken wire. it's not a good bedroom! there isn't another one tho
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Dan O’Sullivan
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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ay yi yi. maybe i'll see how auntie barbie feels about riding very briefly in a radio flyer brand stroller-wagon meant for toddlers while someone carries her chair down for her, the shocks might be better in that thing
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@spindlypete.bsky.social
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so annoying right? i'll just have to ibuprofen and saltwater it and hope for the best
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i'm going to wake up tomorrow with a horrible painful sore throat so it's a good thing my entire extended family isn't coming over to talk to me for several hours straight OH WAIT OH NO
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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whoever started that fire turn your fucking location on
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@spindlypete.bsky.social
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this is fucking unbearable tho, my bedroom is an attic with no AC or anything and i count on keeping the window open to make it tolerable to sleep in, i'm just laying here all stuffy and sweltering and it's STILL smoky in here because the air purifier is downstairs and there's no insulation
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@spindlypete.bsky.social
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sorry to link to the bad site. i only ever check it for local emergencies like this one, i wish i didn't have to. anyway here's some video of firefighters being fucking bosses
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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okay somebody on reddit who is listening to the scanner says they've got the airport rescue foam truck that's meant for like jet fuel fires dumping foam all over it now and it's mostly knocked down and nothing blew up
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Iain Coleman
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The best thing about British democracy is when the actual head of government has to stand in a leisure centre at 5 am beside a guy with a bin on his head to find out if he still has a job.
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Sarah 💫
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The thing about Jacob Rees-Mogg is that the UK is full of pleasant weirdos who want to dress up from different eras and tell you all about different 1830s waistcoats styles and everything he does poisons that well.
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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is that what those things are called, transfer chairs? the just kind of like whatever wheelchairs for if you need a little assist?
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i'm closing all the windows and running the air purifier despite it being like 80 outside still
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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i guess you CAN pronounce plaid cymru correctly but it's a real slippery slope once you start caring about pronouncing welsh things
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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uhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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pineapple princess 🔒
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my cat is just like zoning out looking around at nothing as per usual
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pineapple princess 🔒
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LOT of fucking smoke tho and i'm SIX MILES AWAY
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pineapple princess 🔒
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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smells pretty good tho. nice clean wood. nice and dry. might blow up but in the meantime it smells a lot nicer than when that tire fire happened
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