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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

Jerry Seinfeld voice: “have you ever noticed how hard it is to get your name off a flight log? I mean what’s the deal with that?”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

The west coast, Hawaii, and weirdly Georgia I think

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

What goes through my head every time someone says “let’s sit outside”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Oh fuck I forgot about Warren, she’s def gonna try to shimmy in there if they replace Biden. Ugh

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Also, weird that’s something you can be covered for.

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

Me, the guy who’s demolishing his office waiting room candy jar because he had to come in on a day everyone took off and there’s literally nothing to do but eat garbage out of boredom and frustration: “Nah, you’re fine. It’s all good. Don’t stress it.”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

How dare you…

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

Bottles that go hard: Obsessed with this Japanese style whiskey from St. George distillery that features an Ukiyoe style representation of St. George and the Dragon from catholic iconography. The fact that they inexplicably called it “baller” tho is so funny

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

I can’t prove it but I suspect a lot of them have access to genies. This whole thing reeks of genie

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Nerd.

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Kristen Simena is only there bc she thinks she get the nomination. Which she insufferably refers to as “the noms” despite repeatedly being asked to stop

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

I did a version of this once where some tweaked out younger dude was trying to hit on one of the girls in our group and had clearly been making folks in the bar uncomfortable for a while I put my hand on his shoulder and shouted, “who’s fuckin kid is this? Who brought their kid to the fuckin bar?!”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

Look I’ll admit it, all the problems aside, there’s still a nostalgic part of me that thinks fireworks are cool That being said… if you’re gonna do that shit, wrap it up by 10. Some dick on my block was firing off mortars until 2am. It’s not even 4th of July anymore! Now you’re just a terrorist.

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

I for one am looking forward to the 30-90 seconds of hope I’ll get to feel between when Biden steps down and when they name his somehow even worse replacement

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

I mean this is also what you’d say if someone discovered your evil plan. “I don’t know what The Legion of Doom is. I never heard of it til just now. I don’t know why my portrait is over a giant throne made of bones and steal in their HQ. I wish them well, but that’s nothing to do with me.”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

If someone is funny you just gotta keep em broke. Satirists go after whoever is across the line from them. As soon as poor, maligned people become the outgroup instead of the in group, they’re a target “Ok we’ll pay you $10k for 30 min- oh wait you’re a satirist? You’ll do it for a free appetizer.”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:44 UTC

pikachu used quick attack! It’s super effective! Enemy Weedle fainted. Enemy Weedle is not breathing! Bug Catcher used CPR! No effect Enemy Weedle was Bug Catchers best friend! How could you do this? Pikachu learned Manslaughter!

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:33 UTC

I would not have been able to stop myself from shouting out “stop saying whore anus in church!”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

Today I saw an ad for ED meds and it had a cybertruck in it. Man do they know their audience. And Tesla too. I mean they allowed the product placement. They know who’s buying those things lol

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:05 UTC

Haha look at those little guys! They like those plants. What kind are they?

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

The hot dog vendor at Costco does that for me like once a week. What’s the big deal?

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

I’ve seen bigger

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

The brain worm is firmly in control and not good at lying

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

I still don’t know what JoJo Siwa is and I’m starting to worry it’s me. You guys would tell me if I was JoJo Siwa, right?

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Sorry this was more about the Nuremberg Trials than reconstruction, but similar idea. We didn’t spend enough energy fixing the problem for any number of idiotic economic reasons and now we’ve got fascists again.

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

I’m sayin kill the fuckin bad guys

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

I want them to physically fight each other. That’s the only way I’ll accept that either one is capable of serving the office (or they’ll both just stroke out and then we’ll have to get new candidates - so a win/win)

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

“buT tHeN wE wOULdn’t haVe NaSA!” What the fuck is up there? What did we get from space that was worth giving a bunch of Nazis a pass? What’s on the fuckin moon that we need so bad we’re gonna let Nazis slide? Are we out of rocks and dust down here?

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

Look, we’re gonna genocide. Okay? It’s what we do. We can try to suppress it and let it slip out, eradicating small pockets of society here and there or occasionally breaking out into full scale war - OR - we could just openly, joyously focus that energy on killing Nazis, nationalists, and bigots.

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Per CDC protocols, naturally

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

They fear you will one day command a legion of the undead

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

I’ve met maybe 4 people from Harvard in my life and every one has been a total pants-on-head moron in a $3000 suit.

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

You heard the man… “if the left allows it to be”

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I wonder if it feels weird for the right - not having to make up some ridiculous conspiracy theory to discredit their opponent for once. No need manufacture outrage over fake missing emails or birth certificates. Just gotta let the guy talk. I bet it’s weird for them.

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