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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

When polls are saying Biden is up five in Michigan but New York is a battleground and Trump has 40% of the African American vote but Biden has 60% of the elderly, idk man polls are fucked some sort of way. Maybe Biden loses a historic landslide or he’s up by 5 but they’re fucked some sort of way

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

I was behind them in line at the store in like 2010 and this picture does NOT do her justice, absolute knockout

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

As I'm fond of saying, if everyone in the room is telling you that you just shit your pants, it's worth checking to see if maybe you just shit your pants

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

Cybertruck appears to at least have minimally considered others' existence, so I'm Team Jeep here

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Sounds right to me, and I imagine most judges would see that as a reason to quash any request for the tapes in the first place

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

I don’t disagree with your underlying point here for other reasons, but I put little stock in what military doctors say publicly about the person who can order them to say whatever he wants them to say.

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

I woke my wife up to look at this and she’s getting increasingly agitated (by the picture)

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

At first I was like “they had a band too?”

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

The Good Place did this as well, although it wasn’t as long running

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

Bring pointy gifts

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

The way I stop my brain from these cycles is to remind myself that in the extremely unlikely event someone brings one of these things up, I can pretend not to remember it. I feel like that frees me of it somehow

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Which is why she won’t, at least not until a jury is sworn.

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

They’ve been, at best, joint press conferences for as long as we’ve been aware of them

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

They never take their seats either. King shit

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:08 UTC

Corbyn is now tied for the longest active uninterrupted tenure as an MP. The only reason he’s not going to be considered “Father of the House” is that someone else who’s also still an MP took the oath of office earlier in the day than him back in like 1984

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

The north of England is Fort Wayne (complimentary), the south of England is Fort Wayne (pejorative)

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

Oh no

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

If you see this post a photo without explanation

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

I'll go to my grave, Goofy

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

If only we had advance warning that elderly Democrats continue to age after becoming Safely Old

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Plus it's more likely to be in DC that way, the easier to pardon people

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Would it be about accurate to say that the immunity decision still allows Prez actions to be struck down as illegal/unconstitutional, but OTOH POTUS could just have those judges killed?

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

100%. Clyburn is the reason Biden became the nominee in the first place, so if he was dead-set against him stepping aside, one would expect him to say so pretty plainly.

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

They didn't play well if they lost to Uruguay

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

@kenwhite.bsky.social A fun bit would be to do this week's entire episode on Rudy getting disbarred and not mention SCOTUS at all

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

US and England playing each other and somehow both losing 0-0

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

In a year or two, those three will step back from the abyss they created, just like they did with Bruen. They'll just wait until enough damage has been done first

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Fuck

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Looks to me like Biden is immune for anything he does to protect the country between now and January, so....

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Now we wait for Sotomayor to retire

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

You could have said hi to me

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Literally same

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

Wake them up unexpectedly at 2 am and have them draw a clock

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

The High Five hand has been raised over April and Phil’s house

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

My current favorite genre of YouTube video is “Black people listening to Down Rodeo for the first time”

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

No fav dude what the fuck

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

The court is by no means 3-3-3, but those 3 are the most likely to look in the abyss they created and pull back from it from time to time

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oxwof @oxwof.com [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:19 UTC

Nancy Reagan getting around

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