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Lidl fluffy clouds

@palacetapes.bsky.social

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disgraced lighthouse keeper and electronic musician

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he's just a regular guy, he's one of us. his majesty mr everyman sausagehands

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i really miss this aesthetic. we should bring it back, except we're not allowed now that nu-lie-bore are in control

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i'm something of a latecomer to football

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if southgate's eleven can repeat their performance that we saw especially in the first half of the game tonight, it might just be coming home for the Britain football team

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i really wasn't sure. i had a hunch that if england lost this game, it would probably lead to us crashing out of the tournament. but thankfully that theory wasn't put to the test

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i'm reet chuffed

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Edam defeated by Elmlea. Chocomel defeated by Mel B

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lmao this is so nineties

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state of the Dutch team. bloated and gout-ridden from bitterballen and gouda, half out of their minds on their legal "soft" drugs, exhausted from piss-soaked sex sessions with taxpayer subsidised prostitutes, there's simply no way England can lose

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right mate, you can't fuck around with that shit. the disappointment of buying that single, based off of that trousers advert, then getting said record home, was a generational trauma

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didn't we all. personally i choose to get "high" on life

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haha what if aliens smoked drugs

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frog_news: dont worry about hotter water. focus on what we can do in the pot πŸ’ͺ lilypad_lover: this place sux pond_champ: i LIKE hot water πŸ₯΅

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wis my laser 'arp i destroy ze, 'ow you say, fascistes

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FRANCE TURNS ROUGE - GET TE FUCK FASCIST SCUM

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About to do myself a great gastric injury

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Twin Peaks is the american Monty Python

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JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: β€”Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) β€”Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. β€”No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧡 for results and more:

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lol, National Rally *and* Macron's centrists getting their arses handed to them by a commie-green coalition? to see it, j'adore

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no Lambrini, punters won't see me

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αš‡αšαšαš€αš‘αšƒαš€αšˆαš†αš“αš€αššαš‘αšˆαšαšˆαš‘'s avatar αš‡αšαšαš€αš‘αšƒαš€αšˆαš†αš“αš€αššαš‘αšˆαšαšˆαš‘ @ciara2001.bsky.social
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Reminder that this woman has no medical expertise, no expertise on trans people and as far as I know, no qualifications in counselling

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They should experiment with making microwaves in wand form

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i bought a 1kg tub of generic gummy bears a couple of months ago. every time it runs low i top it up with other random bags of sweets, it's my little ship of theseus. every now and then a vintage gummy bear from the original batch pops up. a bit like the solera method of making sherry

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Dune II is as bewildering as the first movie. looks nice, no idea what's going on at all

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my fav Carl Cox anecdote is about his standing demand on his rider for champagne: "no Moet, no showy. no Chandon, no band on"

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then and now lol. i lost a pair of raybans per year during this period

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last night i had a dream that Prince William liked one of my tracks on Soundcloud

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Sometimes a game of football just comes down to who scores the most goals. And that is exactly what happened tonight

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The funny thing about Starmer's supposedly historic mandate to sit on his hands and entrench our managed decline is that going by ballot count Jeremy Corbyn won more votes in 2019

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This coworking office is a triumph of human-centric design. Look how I have to charge my vape

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What did Farage do to offend all these actors? Did he say β€œMacbeth”?

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In accordance with ancient protocol the king and the incoming prime minister have made out at Buckingham palace

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Delighted to have been elected on a platform of No Accusations, Just Friendly Crustaceans

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there's a school trip happening here, right, and i just saw a group of lads get absolutely BOLLOCKED by their teacher [geordie accent] you try to go into a BAR? on a SCHOOL TRIP? are you JOOOKING? yerz all lost your lunch privileges

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my dad was a toolmaker and me? well i'm just a simple carpenter from nazareth

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can't wait to see who the tories are going to choose as their william hague

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it's a weird fucking universe that allows michael fabricant to exist. truly god is a blind toolmaker

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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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When you’re at a family funeral and the weed gummy kicks in

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congratulations to the new middle managers

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Reese Mogg is such an ersatz little creep, he’s like an American idea of a British pub, like oh my gahd they have the spotted dick with kidneys and fish and chips, there was a picture of the Queen on the wall, it was sooooo Tudor

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V curious to see how things pan out for the aggro-centrists now, whose whole personalities were forged in the fires of β€œmagic grandad” and β€œget the Tories out”. Over to you guys! This is your time!

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