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Darren Riley

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Artist and musician. Happy to be part of the industry of human happiness.

A 'baffling... and undeniably fevered mind.'

'The Neil Innes of the North.'

www.patreon.com/adarrenrileypainting


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They say that Newspaper front pages are generally about the bad things that are happening, but the back pages (the sport coverage) is mostly about people pushing themselves to achieve something. If you want more uplifting news then sport is where you get it.

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Johannes Vermeer, Stroopwafel, Delftware, The Rijksmuseum, Eddie Van Halen and Miffy, your boys took one hell of a beating

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Great for drawing with too, I also love them!

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My next release is going to be Bandcamp only. I barely sell anything, never get played on the radio. I've only just realised that this also means I can infringe upon copyright to my heart's content as long as I don't put it on the big platforms.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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I once had a copyright-infringement notice on one of my YouTube videos because it had music by... me. Fair enough though, my music gets on to YT via a 3rd party who don't know that Darren Riley the drawing video man is the same person as Ballard the musician.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Well I certainly wouldn't be surprised if there was the odd hand with six fingers in that lot.

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Did you at first think, "Oh, this is just a cheap knock-off of my clearly better work!"?

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If England get to the final I'm going to be really embarrassed if they then win it. Delighted, yes, but still embarrassed. Spain are clearly the best team in the tournament.

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There's a 40 second preview of my new tune on my Patreon page. If you're a subscriber to one of the paid tiers you can hear the full thing. If not, you can wait till the album's out.

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At the next World Cup I'd like to be one of the pundits. Watch some matches, have a chat and then hang around making podcasts and stuff. Get paid for it too. Nice.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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If you search YouTube for 'New York 1981' you get a few videos showing the state of the Bronx around then. Amazing that people were actually living there.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Not very long. This is still a great film though, if only for the atmosphere.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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"What's she gone and done now? Released an album with some hauntological musicians? The bloody bitch!"

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Is anyone planning anything NOT starring Maxine Peake?

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Bugger! Get well soon. Not too soon eh? Save a good day for yourself ;-)

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Ta! Your copy of Issue 3 will be heading your way very soon!

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Ray 's avatar Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
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This is the one Ben did that got me the most. I was in tears laughing.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Just been to Blackburn to see more work from one of my favourite artists.

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Bummer. Hope it's not too shitty. It will probably be a bit shitty.

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Boak & Bailey (Jess & Ray)'s avatar Boak & Bailey (Jess & Ray) @boakandbailey.bsky.social
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GOOD MORNING! Here's the weekly round up of news and writing about beer and pubs. This time we've got a perfect pub in Lancashire, debate about what 'earthy' means in tasting notes, and a visit to a beautiful Munich beer garden, among other stuff. 🍺🍻

boakandbailey.com/2024/07/news...

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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That was merely the demo version compared to this remarkable piece of work.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Enjoy Nicky Haslam and Cilla Black performing the reggae-tinged (as opposed to reggae ting) 'You're Just In Love. If you don't have Spotify you've dodged a bullet.

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That tea towel is quite common. I think he's playing with us

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Entertaining colour plus a 😬 moment in her last quote.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Now we have a new government I'm looking forward to flatwound bass string prices being slashed. Better Sounds For Less Money!

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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I'm with you, although the weather looks half decent up here.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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She probably doesn't understand the result. "Well that was fun. Back to work then?"

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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I'm not sure why I'm staying up for the exit polls given that I probably already know the result of this election. Bed at 10.05pm.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Just remembered that Beverly Hills Cop 4 is on Netflix. Will it be awful? Could be. Will I be watching it though? Absolutely.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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I love it. It looks like Jamie Reid had some letters left over from a punk zine.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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"Actually, he's quite a nice chap. I like his TV show."

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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A friend messaged me to say he thinks the polling station sign is a classic bit of design. I need to show him this.

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They did. During lockdown he fucked off to his cottage on the Isle of Skye and left them in their home in New Zealand.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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Though I have already written and sung about sexy time.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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You'll be relieved to hear this is now a song about revolution. Nobody needed to hear me singing about sexy time.

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I feel like this is a very fitting winding up of this story, just as we're on the eve of the Tories getting kicked out by a country sick of their bullshit. Kick out the grifters.

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Darren Riley's avatar Darren Riley @panchoballard.bsky.social
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I wouldn't ever want to pin you into any particular musical genre but let's just say I don't think this song will be your cup of tea.

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