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Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com |
BREAKING: SCOTUS Rules 6-3 That We Can All Go Fuck Ourselves
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Justin Eger
@fugitivecourier.bsky.social
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5-4. Kavanaugh sides with the three liberal justices, but only because he wants to fuck you without consent.
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@sabazinus.bsky.social
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Although soon they'll rule against "same sex" go fuck yourself.
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Earn
@nregib.bsky.social
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Thomas and Alito write a concurring opinion saying we don’t get lube, but the majority doesn’t go that far
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Nigel Tufnel
@misterrora.bsky.social
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Justice Alito writing for the majority: “I’m going to print this decision on a flag and fly it high!”
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Alex F
@geddyleeroth80.bsky.social
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Unless you're white/uncle minority , republican and male.
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Cigarettes, Michael Dukakis, 1988
@nitricacidbottle.bsky.social
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Mrs Alito raises a new flag afterwards
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Patrick Fabian
@patrickfabian.bsky.social
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Well at least I like me. I’ll even buy myself dinner and a nice glass of wine.
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Adrian Bonenberger
@bonenberger.bsky.social
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Not everyone, just all the poor and middle class people and the rich people who aren’t their friends
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Michelle Lamb
@mlamb.bsky.social
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2025 baby is alive and well.
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poemproducer
@poemproducer.bsky.social
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???
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Dag.
@3fecta.bsky.social
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Alito and Thomas in a separate concurrence suggested a rusty chainsaw be employed.
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En Buen Ora
@enbuenora.bsky.social
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SCOTUS rules 6-3 that everything since the government of Herbert Hoover is un-Constitutional
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Prof. Farhana Sultana
@farhana.bsky.social
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So it’s just another Tuesday then
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@mrfengi.bsky.social
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Arkancrow
@arkancrow.bsky.social
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Fact check : ✅
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David F. Soros
@wiselineprt.bsky.social
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Kavanaugh writing for the majority.
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TK
@tkeila.bsky.social
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Unfortunately, this is very true.
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Finnegans
@finnegans.bsky.social
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What a surprise.
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BluesHiroshima
@blueshiroshima.bsky.social
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No doubt! 🤦🏿♂️🤬
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@kladdagh.bsky.social
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I didn't need them to give a ruling for me to have license to do that.
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Weirdmage
@oleimsen.bsky.social
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I honestly don't know why people are expected to abide by rulings by an illegitimate SCOTUS that ignores the text of laws to the point where they are legislating. They exist outside the bounds of any laws, but still get to make their own laws. SCOTUS is not a democratic institution at the moment.
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ViperX83
@viperx83.bsky.social
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Ellery
@biknmusicmama.bsky.social
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I think they actually said “I hope you get cancer and die”
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Wendel
@wendelschwab.bsky.social
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This isn't much better than their 6-3 Neener Neener Neener ruling. 🤦♂️
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