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Pat Cadigan

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SF/fantasy/horror/whatever writer living in London, defying the odds & kicking the sh!t out of terminal cancer. ‘Heaven doesn’t want me & Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.’


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Woke up this morning: Stomped over Mortality to coffee. Then Minions disposed of the wretch. Bye, Mortality, won’t miss ya! More coffee! All-Day Friday Eve PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Revel W/O A Pause Dance Party! B/c if you can’t find yr Inner Party, the terrorists win

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*MAGA cult members excepted, unless they’ve been deprogrammed. MAGA cult doesn’t actually live on this planet

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Am currently reading The Longest Con: How Grifters, Swindlers, and Frauds Hijacked American Conservatism by Joe Conason. I urge everyone to read this, but esp. those who consider themselves politically conservative*

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Woke up this morning: Trash Day! That’s yr cue, Mortality—we’re throwing you out! Bye! Don’t write! All-Day Wed PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Up A Storm Party! Thunder & lightning! Loud & flashy, that’s us!

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I bet she wears fabulous outfits no matter what she does…

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Woke up this morning: Shoved Mortality out the front window into the trash, then had coffee w/the Minions, Eels, & Octos. Living the dream, me! All-Day Tue PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance For the Hell of It Party! B/c that’s a good reason, too. On yr feet! Or yr sofa, whatever works!

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Woke up this morning: To find the Minions kicking Mortality around to AC/DC. Works for me—coffee! More coffee! All-Day Monday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Kick Out The Jams Dance Party! I can tell already we’re going all the way to 15 today, so—everybody conga!

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Woke up this morning: The Minions were cranking George Thorogood & the Destroyers as they sent Mortality over the rooftops in the rain. More guitar! More coffee! All-Day PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Boogie Forever Dance Party! Hey, for some of us, this *is* resting

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Woke up this morning: The Minions locked Mortality out & it’s raining! Might as well get up & dance! Coffee! All-Day Çaturday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Like A Defiant Boss Party! Turn it up to 13—b/c if we don’t, the terrorists win. Never let that happen!

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Oh, yeah…I forgot about that… But do you think I get royalties? Like hell!

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I get my anxiety gratis & I feel bad for anyone who’s getting scammed into paying for it

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Woke up this morning: Feeling a bit better thx to the Labour landslide here in the UK. This is definitely worth dancing about. & coffee! All-Day Friday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance For Hope Party. It’s still a long way to November. I’m appalled at Disney & others withholding Dem donations

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Woke up this morning: ‘I beat cancer (sort of) for this?’ I said. ‘No,‘ said the Minions, ‘you beat it (sort of) for us! Now get out there & dance on Mortality’s face!’ OK, but I’m not quite feeling it yet.

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Woke up this morning. That’s enough

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Woke up this morning: Maybe Mexico & Canada should brace themselves for an influx of asylum-seekers, when not being MAGA becomes grounds for arrest. Sorry, no jokes this morning.

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Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald in a room full of naked people? A: He’s the one with the sesame seed buns

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Woke up this morning: Another month, another 31 fails for you, Mortality, starting today! Tell yr story walking, before the Minions come through on their pogo sticks—HA-ha All-Day Mon PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Like Summer Is Forever Party! B/c what the hell, maybe it is!

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Woke up this morning: Let the Minions send Mortality off in the trebuchet while I had coffee. The simple pleasures! All-Day Sun PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Like A Champion Party! B/c you are, & everybody knows it! So everybody conga!

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Woke up this morning: To find the Minions had trashed Mortality & made the coffee. Go, Minions! Bye, Mortality! All-Day Çaturday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance-A-Rama Party! Get yr dancin’ shoes on, even if you’re just putting yr feet up—sofa dancin’ counts! Now, everybody conga! W/sofas!

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OK, Biden should step aside. But I still don’t see anyone else willing to step up. Where are the younger, more energetic Democrats willing to face off against MAGA? ’The best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate intensity…’

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Woke up this morning: Worn out by double-dose of elections. Mortality, go trash yrself. Coffee! All-Day Fri PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Worn-Out Dance Party! That’s what sofas are for!

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Woke up this morning: OK, that’s enough.

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I want ‘motivocean’ to be a real word:

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Juliet E McKenna 's avatar Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social
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Book Quote Wednesday's word is 'tremble' #BookQW
Dan Mackmain's mother is a dryad, so he sees things in his dreams - and in broad daylight - that would give anyone else the shivers.
Contemporary fantasy inspired by British myth and folklore
www.amazon.co.uk/Green-Mans-H...

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Woke up this morning: Kicked Mortality out the front window into the trash bin for collection. DIY can be fun! Coffee! More coffee! All-Day Wed PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Aerodynamic Dance Party! Why aerodynamic? Why the hell not! When you’re flyin’, you’re flyin’!

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Does anyone else get echoes of McCarthyism in Trumpism? The baseless accusations of conspiracy, the fear-mongering. This time, instead of the Red Menace of ‘Commies’, it’s immigrants from foreign prisons & insane asylums—& it still isn’t true

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I had a mental image of a bear in denim overalls, using a power tool. But that’s just me.

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One of the reasons I stay on social media is b/c I find things like this:

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Woke up this morning: To find the Minions up on the roof w/Mortality in the trebuchet. It never gets old! Bye, Mortality! HA-ha All-Day Tue PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance-Dance-Dance Party! B/c what we dance three times is true!

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Woke up this morning: To find the Minions & Alita & her crew playing Motorball, w/Mortality as the ball. Winners play the Kraken & her book club! Go, teams! Coffee! All-Day Mon PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Like You Mean It Party! B/c I know you mean it!

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Lisa Nohealani Morton's avatar Lisa Nohealani Morton @lnmorton.bsky.social
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I think it's important for people to see this video by my buddy @ezra.zone who has had Long Covid for the last two years. We can see this disease in the body and we need more funding for research into a cure. www.instagram.com/reel/C8isVuH...

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Dr Dr Dr Alfred Prunesquallor, PhD, JD, TLA (Time Lord Academy)'s avatar Dr Dr Dr Alfred Prunesquallor, PhD, JD, TLA (Time Lord Academy) @drprunesquallor.bsky.social
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ease yourself into sleep with this wonderful performance of Harry Partch's "Castor and Pollux." I haven't seen the Partch instruments in years, so I'm delighted to have found this. music.youtube.com/watch?v=kCuY...

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Woke up this morning: Still too busy to even ignore you, Mortality. Run, before the Eels get here on their pogo sticks—oh, well. It’ll hurt worse tomorrow! HA-ha All-Day Sun PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Non-Stop Dance Party! B/c it’s always time to dance somewhere—might as well be here!

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I didn’t think anyone could equal Trump as a Soul-less Yahoo from the Black Lagoon of Ignorance. I was wrong. This is Evil:

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Woke up this morning: To find the Minions had Mortality in the trebuchet. OK, guys, press ‘Send’! A new distance record! Now, coffee! All-Day Çaturday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Dance Like The Champion You Are Party! You can start on one end of the sofa & just keep going!

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It hit me funny and now I can’t stop laughing….

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As my Grandma would say if she were here, If you’re not scared, you’re not paying attention

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Woke up this morning: Running late, so stopped running. Kicked Mortality out of the way, had coffee, kicked Mortality again. Felt good! All-Day Friday PJ/!!!WORK!!!/Mighty Dance Party! Dance like you’re mighty—b/c I know you are! Go, you! Go, all of us!

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Everyone’s mourning Donald Sutherland by naming really great movies, and I want to point out that he was also the best thing, often the single redeeming thing, in some lousy movies that people still love because Donald Sutherland.

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So that’s why the passive WiFi sucks…

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Trump scares me even more than having cancer.

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Pat Cadigan's avatar Pat Cadigan @patcadigan.bsky.social
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My apologies to those who follow me: I will try harder to be more interesting, or something. I’ve just been suffering from severe political anxiety. In 70-mumble yrs, I’ve seen all kinds of stuff. But the last time I was this scared was during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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