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The Dark Side of the Posts is a pathway to many replies some consider to be unnatural. This medicine can’t fix stab. Not a real doctor (or Sith Lord).


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I mean, it’s Zevon, and it’s a banger, but that song was popular when Biden was in his first term as senator

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The thing that puzzles me about the LGM people having a midlife crisis freak out over Biden’s age is they named their site after a song released in 1978

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If he was going to drop, the time to drop was in June. 2023, that is. The only way he’s not running at this point involves a pine box.

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I’m just going to ignore them for the moment as long as they don’t dip into senility memes

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The people who just really seem to be into the idea of Harris running I find odd but harmless

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Gadfly has historically been the main requirement for political columnist

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Nate Lead’s primary job was coming up with increasingly forced backronyms for the sports models. CARMELO was clever, but he should have stopped there

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Peter Jacobs's avatar Peter Jacobs @pjacobs.bsky.social
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Sure, a lot of us have dunked on Nate Silver for his perpetual pandemic take rake stepping. But stuff like this — demonstrating he doesn't just not understand what 'Deep State' means, but getting it almost completely backwards — makes me wonder wtf he did at 538 all day most of the year?

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And not network stuff. On some channel that Zaslav doesn’t even remember he owns.

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🌎🧑‍🚀 It’s all silly season? 🔫🧑‍🚀 Always has been

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Hot take: If Biden runs in 2016 Trump is back doing reality TV at this point.

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(He was my preferred choice for 2016 before he decided/was convinced not to run)

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I mean he was my third choice in 2020, but that’s how this game works; you pick your guy, and if they lose you back the winner

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chatham harrison is tending a new garden's avatar chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social
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Even if I didn't think he was the best strategic choice I wouldn't be the folks running around calling him a half-vegetable or whatever. Figures the people who are ignorant as shit are also mean as shit

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Had to put a mutual down the other day. NYT gas leak got to him.

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This one was more sad/pathetic than infuriating

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I would prefer that Biden was able to retire happily, and that he could have watched Beau pull this off. Sadly we’re not in that timeline so I’ll keep backing Joe until he decides to step back

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My hometown dialect is remarkably non distinctive

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Going to upgrade an account from mute to block because watching them tell a lawyer I’m mutuals with plus one I follow how lawyers work is just painful to watch

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Luke Foley's avatar Luke Foley @lukefoley.bsky.social
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The Monster Raving Loony Party got more votes than Posie Parker haha

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Can’t wait for this he issue where Mephisto meets his new son in law

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Peyton Manning : Aaron Rodgers :: Mussolini : Hitler I will not be answering questions

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Suffering: Average🧔🏻🍻🐦‍⬛'s avatar 𝔻𝕒𝕟 - Suffering: Average🧔🏻🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social
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Mussolini's fascist Italy was horrible, secret police, crushing dissent/civil liberties and such. but of the axis, it had the most "just guys being dudes" energy of regimes

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American politics is just another sporting event. But not one of the serious ones people care about like baseball or basketball. It’s of those ones you only pretend to care about every four years, like gymnastics or curling

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Perfection dot gif

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Especially as departure to landing is something like 24 hours

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I was going to hold out longer but my wife doesn’t want me traveling internationally with a short battery life phone

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I had a Pixel at one point. I ran quickly back to Apple.

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The camera seems fine on mine but the battery seems to be going pretty bad after two years (I get about half a day per charge)

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Think I’ll just tough it out until September and then get a 16 Pro

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This is a Norwich City kit like most Liverpool kits (not next years) are Liverpool kits

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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To begin with, every supposed "centrist" who's yammering for this at the NYT and everywhere else will immediately sandbag any D who might succeed Biden while leaving Trump alone and unscathed.

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Glad you made it safely

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Chris Wyman's avatar Chris Wyman @wymancr.bsky.social
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1. A pressure campaign from rich elites was never going to work. 2. Telegraphing you're going to shred Harris unless Dems give you the convention shitshow you've been salivating over for more than a year undercuts any rationale for stepping aside.

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People really like the song Wagon Wheel

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Almost feels like the manufacturer should be Admiral or something

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Very nice

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Gravel Influencer's avatar Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
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Do you want to win in November? If the answer is yes, please don't keep pushing this false narrative that's being driven by an outlet clearly out to fuck over Biden. We have nothing to gain as a party by internalizing this narrative that Biden is unfit.

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J.R. 's avatar J.R. @jrbolt.bsky.social
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PSA America It's Lord Baron Pissgammon-Cuntingsby Habsburg-Syphilis Minge-Upon-Shite Pigfuckington, or (the) Lord Shitminge, or just the surname. It's not "Lord Pigfuck" and--I'm begging you here--it is not "Mr. Pigfuck" under any circumstances whatsoever. No. Bad.

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Michael Paulauski's avatar Michael Paulauski @mike10010100.bsky.social
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LMAO I sure do love how Bernstein evidently gets all this information months before it enters into the public sphere, but only ever lets anyone else know after other people break the story. He claims something happened within the last 15 months in a restaurant that hasn't existed since 2019.

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It’s very unfair

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Though I’m not sure what the official legal status of the Irish throne is post 1949; that’s when it was formally abolished in the 26 counties but Dublin can’t effectively propagate law for the other 6

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Your technical answer is that it’s technically four countries and three crowns, I think.

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The non reverse take has be down to the Swiss and I suppose the Dutch? I’m running out of options

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Maybe I should try supporting a country I don’t like in the Euros. The old reverse psychology.

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Biden needs to go to the American people and explain the reason that he (and all presidents) show signs of extreme aging in the role is due to the fact that he has to spend 18 hours of the day on the Golden Throne locked in mental combat with the Chaos Gods

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Pure tapioca

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