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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Trying to thread the "when I say Joe Biden retire bitch I'm sincere and correct but when the Atlantic and New York Times say it it's because they want trump to win" I'll find a coherent way to get there one of these days
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Jack Feerick
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I'm so glad he lives at J-Roy Jesoos
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Paperback Paradise
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Book
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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"The PoverUp is Worse than the Crime"
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Also I'm now obsessed with the name PoverUp. One letter off of Cover Up. Put her on a detective show so they can do some pop psychology about how she must have wanted to be caught, naming it that.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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If at first you don't succeed etc
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Like please at least pretend there's a useful, not-defrauding-the-bank purpose for this work. Please pretend. Please.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I remember when that news broke thinking yes of course plan A should be to refuse to commit the crime in the first place but like What shocked me was the lack of even basic transparent opsec. Not even like "yes, I, the analytics professor you hired, will BOOTSTRAP this for EXPERIMENTAL PURPOSES"
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts etc
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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after 2022 there were a lot of pronouncements about how the covid deaths had reshaped the electorate and now? i guess it's the same horse race it's been since 2000 because that's where the ratings are
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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workshopping somethin incredible seems like
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Get their asses
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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The cowards created Tuvix but didn't have the courage to make him as big as both of his constituent members combined. TUVIX SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BIG BOY!!!!
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Ser Brayden Jaden Aiden
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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take it to the bank: that dick don't work
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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gee when has the democratic party ever felt like a death march to november before certainly not every single election of my lifetime except maybe 92 and 08 where they managed some optimism by lying to everyone
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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chevron seven locked hell yeag
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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ngl maybe I'm the weird one but that seems like a weird thing to assume!!
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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my 8 year old is learning shit they didn't teach me til algebra 1 and taking to it like a fish to water. THE HORROR!!!! END WOKE MATH!!!!
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Xennial facebook parents like "back in my day they taught us math via blunt force trauma and we all hated it!! There was no accountability if minority kids were bullied and harassed!! Fat kids and kids with allergies were target practice!! We have to go back!!!!!" the fuck happened to you morons?
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I was one! thanks for asking
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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(ask me if there were any fat kids)
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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(in 1994 I mean, when I was 9)
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I completely missed the 30 years ago part too - we ABSOLUTELY had 2-3 kids with deadly allergies in our 108-kid grade school class
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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ok so not literally younger than the president, but spiritually younger
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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lead is stored in the brain, microplastics are stored in the balls
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demi lovato is short for demilitarized love potato
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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if you're smart enough to think more than two fiscal quarters ahead you're disqualified from all executive positions and most MBA programs
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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"yeah bro chatgpt is fine, it's just (stupid argument undergrad professors & high school teachers made relentlessly about Wikipedia circa 2006 that wasn't true back then either)"
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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huge if true
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Tik tok voice "WHEN DEADPOOL HAD FIND OUT THAT CABLE WAS FROM THE FUTURE HE ASK HIM WHICH SHARKNADO WE ARE ON. THIS IS BECAUSE SHARKNADO IS A SERIES OF MOVIES WHERE A TORNADO IS MADE OF SHARK" Thanks shorts, super duper informative.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I got calves like that just from bein a fat. Weak flex.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Every swole socialist I know loves the Democrats and wants to kiss Joe Biden on the mouth
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Making it so that overworked low income people (a) can't shop on what might be their only day off and (b) can't pick up an extra Sunday shift to make rent if they need to and then claiming that's who they're helping is legitimately ghoulish
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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God you're stupid
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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The test is simple: is it easier to imagine the Democrats supporting nationalization, or privatization? Any industry. Doesn't matter.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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The Democrats need a party to their right because without one it's obvious that they're (economically) a center-right party
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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translation: "The Japanese stories have more titties, and the characters get them out more often than ours"
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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Illumi more like "a skeleton just k-illumi"
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I feel like what's *actually* being advertised here is "Attention rich morons! Here is a money expert whose podcast exists to coddle you and tell you you're a poor poor baby if you can't afford $500 bottles of wine every single night for dinner! Tune in and feel better about yourself!!"
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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there are plenty of healthy people who feel sick and sick people who feel healthy too. Plenty of real shitheads who feel like they're god's special perfect moral babies, etc.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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this is the kind of thing that's technically true because of the wording. They will constantly "feel" poor if they live lavishly enough that they spend their way through 230k per year and don't save anything. Because people are stupid and rich people are especially prone to that specific delusion.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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hateful, despicable conduct.
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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beep hole
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I think they also need to fearmonger about chevron ending. Not in policy wonk technical terms but in "the republicans on the court want to defang the EPA, the SEC, OSHA, etc they want to take away clean air and consumer protections and worker's rights and the next congress needs to step up & fix it"
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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yes, imagine how many fewer problems the USA would have if it wasn't full of Americans
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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they shoulda called it, "the guy" it's just about a guy
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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The democrats' behavior at work fully betrays that not one of the leadership actually believes this election is high stakes. We're all free to STRENUOUSLY DISAGREE WITH THEM about that, but we can't pretend it isn't true just because their fundraiser email subjects are shrill and panicky
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The Pumpkin Dipshit
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I gotta be honest I can never quite tell when somebody being mad at ken is a friend of his doing a bit and when it's actually somebody mad at him
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