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Pwnallthethings

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A giant red button at bsky-HQ labelled "Elon said a dumb dumb" and which just throws money at AWS to scale all the services out by 4

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Problematic Otter's avatar Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social
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I'm imagining Bluesky Gilfoyle punching a hole through drywall to run more fiber

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Dan Tentler's avatar Dan Tentler @viss.hax.lol
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i wonder if the sales person who sold bsky their aws account gets a bump every time they have to scale up

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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We will mail out this button to any enterprise tier account that requests one

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Arseny's avatar Arseny @ampanmdagaba.bsky.social
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Yeah it def feels like that! Like that furnace room in the bowels of titanic, with muscular sweaty men in half darkness, then an alarm goes off, “lubricate me” roars the giant rattling mechanism around them, and they shovel money into the aws gaping mouth. Making everything smooth again!

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CisHet Billionaire's avatar CisHet Billionaire @bennettelder.net
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Elastic goes brrrrrroing

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