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CisHet Billionaire

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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.

Born at 343ppm CO2.

Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun


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That blew my mind

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Anybody who says we can’t cover rooftops with solar and change what our cars do is full of shit. They drained the wetlands covering half a state just to create residential neighborhoods.

Because Florida.

youtu.be/AIqxfBhlwx0?...

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ARGH nationaltoday.com/national-wor...

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I saw Jim Carrey until you explained. Now I'm picturing a mask reboot.

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not editing for the hyphen

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I'm Barry Allen. The fastest eating man alive.

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I remember that song, back at the turn of the century

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it's ok, was it an official act?

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which is to say that they are not safe for any adult passenger to use until retrofitted with release options that don't require a pry tool to access. fucking yikes.

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"Not all Model Y vehicles are equipped with a manual release for the rear doors." Not entirely accurate. Just some have a tab that's easy to get to and earlier ones have it underneath a rubber mat and you have to pry in the dark at a plastic panel that you can't get open with fingernails.

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wait until you hear how much harder it is to open a rear door with a manual release than a front door.

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Erin Biba's avatar Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
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The new COVID variant seems to be evading immunity from vaccines and past infections. COVID cases are up 250% in NYC. Remember the more you get covid your risk for long covid increases significantly.

gothamist.com/news/nyc-cov...

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Good news, everyone!

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I had a moment just now where I was thinking about things I’m doing for work and I was trying to remember what I got done on this project yesterday. Fucking hell. I was out, duh.

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lol are there no overpasses on Long Island is what I have to wonder, looking at flags that high

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This is from 2011. It only exists to remember where I was, when. I feel like instead of an orchestra somebody was playing Rolling in the Deep in the background. Walked halfway across town with my ex to get back home. That was fun.

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Remembering this video. It’s so good.

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Sela of the Disastral Clocktower's avatar Sela of the Disastral Clocktower @sela.bsky.social
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The last few weeks have really reinforced the value of Logging Off (I say via a post on social media lol)

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You’d think they would’ve at least seen Bond ripoffs like Austin Powers or the Kingsmen or The Living Daylights

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Yeah, when they started it was vaguer. I like that now they’re directly calling out the Federalist Society and Firecracker had a DeSantis bumper sticker on her wall. I guess some people can be written in when you know where they stand.

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I’m remembering more and more from that episode and wow if some of the things are really on the nose.

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Don’t want to make an enemy by quoting nofx but yeah, it’s like seeing a car crash from inside the car.

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I was with you until I saw the iceberg. Like Titanic Rose.

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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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Google’s emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoft’s are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.

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Nobody is sharing this with alt text. 😠 I have zero trust in anything he claims. Within a single day in the past we’ve seen him 180 on issues. Watch him 180 in a single post. Check out that stand back and stand by, we love you nice people shit at the end.

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On Sunday night watch “starbase cam” to see it show up in TX.

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This is my least favorite kind of hurricane: the kind that sweeps across Miami or the Yucatán Peninsula, and then regains its strength before it does something on the other side of the Gulf.

youtu.be/znlrES-ALtw?...

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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I am glad this piece about the Heritage Foundation threatening civil war if the left doesn’t accept a monarchy came out in the WaPo. More like this, please.

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I've seen this one. This is the one where they drop a scuba diver into a tree using a fire helicopter.

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happy freedom (for some) day, everybody

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I swear, I AM working on storm-specific posts. python learn_bs4.py /text/refresh/MIATCPAT2+shtml/050543.shtml AT02 AL022024 Hurricane Beryl /text/refresh/MIATCPEP1+shtml/050231.shtml EP01 EP012024 Tropical Storm Aletta There are no tropical cyclones in the Central North Pacific at this time.

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if we could apply a "the climate-related blight from Horizon Forbidden West" mod to Far Cry 5, New Dawn, and 6 to see how that changes gameplay and scenery, I think that effort is worth it. Far Cry 3 obviously completely disappears with sea rise and warming unless it becomes waterworld.

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I've been thinking about this bullshit all week:

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Well, that episode of The Boys was sure something to watch today of all days

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They should all invest in ultralights

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lol did they debadge the car and not bother taking the adhesive off

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it's an official act

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well that's exciting

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weak A-12 Avenger II joke that doesn't land... because they never got one to take off

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I'll save you a data point. heat index here is "LOL Zima Commercial"

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more specifically cool ranch

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