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Pwnallthethings

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Hallo we are from the sec and we would like to talk to you today about your post where you do the insider trading

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waxmonkey's avatar waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social
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that i cannot and will not shareok you talked me into it here we go

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penryu's avatar penryu @penryu.bsky.social
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Sounds like someone who just shorted Tesla stock.

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Jerry Chen's avatar Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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*scoffs* college football has no jurisdiction here

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Robert Black's avatar Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social
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Joining a certain president in the "well sure *I* said I did crimes, but I'm notoriously unreliable" club??

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Ryan Cavanaugh's avatar Ryan Cavanaugh @searyanc.dev
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Have no worries sir, this is simply a pump and dump, not an insider trade. Good day and fare thee well

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Steve T PhD's avatar Steve T PhD @thelasttheorist.bsky.social
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Doesn't the Poaster's Proviso keep you innocent if you talk about the insider information on Main?

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bubblewrap's avatar bubblewrap @bubblewrap.bsky.social
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“I receive insider information that I cannot and will not share” being immediately followed with “it is once again very positive” is hilarious

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Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast's avatar Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast @thx3188.bsky.social
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I can’t tell if that’s what they’re doing or if they’re trying to goose their numbers for a short. It’s just vague enough to be either.

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R Subramanian (he/him)'s avatar R Subramanian (he/him) @subu.bsky.social
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But but but Freedom of Information!!!

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John OH, JUST THE CRIMES Keynes's avatar John OH, JUST THE CRIMES Keynes @bnr-keynes.bsky.social
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'oh is this frowned upon' 'yes we are frowning and are upon you'

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Fucks sake

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