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Steve Syfuhs

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Idiot of note. Principal something or other. Windows Authentication at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦


Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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If I'm remembering right it sure seems like he already assumed

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The future producer of “Himbo Heist”'s avatar The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social
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I think Fargo is aggressively mid, but I think the Coen brothers make movies that are a bit up their own ass.

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TashasEv's avatar TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social
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Very Important Pupdate 🚨 May you find a bit of time today to be as cozy as Zuri

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An anthropomorphic prolapsed butthole

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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I can remember every Jan 20 of the last six terms and let's be honest... it's *fricken* cold.

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dan solomon's avatar dan solomon @dansolomon.bsky.social
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i went into the kitchen and she was just snuggled up with her stuffed jackalope 🥺

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Man tonight is a night of feels wtf

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Aw now I have a sad.

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I take offense at that statement. There has never once been a point where Dems haven't been dumb about it.

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That counts!

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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I can think of where three are. I know there's a fourth somewhere but damned if I'd ever find it.

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Tape measures are fricken gold. There's never one around when you need one and they always disappear when you set them down.

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Hmmmmmmmm

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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What, uhhh, are chupaquesos? 👀

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Quesadillas: good or greatest cheese delivery mechanism?

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Ah but now that they've purchased $DANGEROUS_DEVICE they don't have the budget to do the safety work so clearly the safety work isn't necessary.

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Ham Elliot's avatar Ham Elliot @r0wdy.sk33t.expert
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A good golf metaphor would be playing two very average rounds in a tournament, then completely changing your swing/clubs before Saturday/Sunday instead of finding small areas you can improve on which if they don't work, won't result in a catastrophic collapse

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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If we fail, we fail by our own hand.

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Ham Elliot's avatar Ham Elliot @r0wdy.sk33t.expert
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Dems would be super energized getting out the vote for someone handpicked by the elite sent to the battlefield with a squirt gun and pack of matches

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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My goodness

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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That is more or less my take. The cost of a new candidate will be immense and incredibly divisive.

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There's a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy problem with that. The ones that want it are the ones that are dumb enough to lose it. Unfortunately this doesn't really narrow the candidate pool much.

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In context I am to understand it has to do with nipples

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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CHUCK WHAT IS A RIZZ I AM AN OLD

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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You're a nurse and I trust your nursiness so I'm having ice cream for dinner

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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icecream is medicinal trust me i am a nurse

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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I'm okay with cutting politicians into fractions

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Yeah, okay. Fair.

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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I'm not saying this is a bad idea, and in fact I think it would have a greater representation for more folks which is a good thing, but the idea of 3000 congress people scares the bejesus out of me from a getting-anything-done perspective.

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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I'll be watching it later today, but it sounds pretty solid from the description so far

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Personally the cat thing is more appealing to me but I guess the other part is important too

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Omg

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Hooray! PancakesCon 5 tracks have been posted, including my talk about "Offline Password Cracking: What's the Real Risk" plus training your cat to do tricks. At least click through for the opening video of a tutu-wearing tuxedo kitten riding a roomba. :)

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Yeah, same here. There's no spot that's far enough away from our house and the neighbors.

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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But then shelling out a small fortune to install it, plus having the roof space for it add up quickly. Our roof would actually work pretty well, but it's smol so we couldn't even get that many panels on.

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Western WA is also a bit weird for solar. According to installers this area can do well for part of the year, but they obviously have a bias, and I *suspect* it's only going to be consistent enough in the summer months to handle a full load, which for days like this certainly ain't bad.

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Yeah that sounds about right. They're always going to make their money on everything.

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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I had no idea that was a thing. That's genius.

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Ugh. That's obnoxious. I'm shocked you got them to come out on such short noticed with the current weather though.

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That's unfortunate. Check the drain? Might be clogged?

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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That public school is way under-funded and private schools make idiots look smort

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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Uh huh, typo, right

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Steve Syfuhs's avatar Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net
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And also somehow each response would equally be appropriate to Shep or Pwn

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It's a good mug

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0's avatar Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0 @tammi.bsky.social
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River Valley to the north representing, and said sup, want some meth?

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That's the real reason they had to put the stone over the cave entrance

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