Kait Richardson 🏳️‍⚧️🥔 @qirenni.com

plz help my Cybertruck won’t start

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David Horton @davidrh.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 05:25 UTC

You realise it's lost a wheel...?

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JungleYeti @jungleyeti.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

LMAO DED

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@mom2two.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

I saw one yesterday. Didn’t know what it was. I decided someone had taken several stainless steel kitchen sinks and creates their own version of a Sherman tank to parade through the streets of Kansas City 🤭🤭🤭

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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

An early vision of genius

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Caution🏳️‍🌈✡️🇨🇦 @noncompliant.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

CyberYurt

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Fiery @firehorsep.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

😹😹😹😹😹

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Plashe @plashe.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

You're safer that way

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Benitho Talerand @benithologie214.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

😂

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Obiorah @blvcksage.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 06:08 UTC

💀💀

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Fawcks @fawcks.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

have u tried hitting the charging port with a hammer

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Karl Mogren @karlmogren.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

😂

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Gunpla Brian @gunplabrian.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

I'm guessing its a charging issue When was the last time you plugged the dumpster in?

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✭ Prof Dr Bärtram Grantel-Bärbeiß @grantelbaer.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 08:53 UTC

Just throw some money at Elon, that should fix it.

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augi🍃 @augi.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

Haha!

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Exclamador @charlieviper.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

🤣🤣🤣

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Ridge @cridge17.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

😂

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Cyndi aka Formidable Fenton Fights 4 Rights @cfenton65.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

LOL! My husband saw one on the road here in Virginia today and we laughed about it. Musk may have brains, but no one that I know of has ever said he’s got good taste.

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Hezrou @hezrou.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 06:38 UTC

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Jessie 🏳️‍⚧️ ϕ @jessisamess.gay [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

how did you get Elon's custom cybertruck

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Andi @andil.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

That is much better built than the rolling tin can

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VincentJ @vincentj1217.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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DoRayMeFarTed @doraymefarted.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

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HereWeAreNowEntertainUs (Tunnel Typ era) @herewearenowenter.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 08:53 UTC

It looks even more stunning in real life! Great job keeping it rust free, what's your secret?

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DollaryyDoos @dollaryydoos.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

I think it's missing flames, I hear that makes it run faster.

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Lyds @lydiacroftart.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

Stand back! It looks a little flammable!

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Snausage Of Doom @snausageofdoom.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

I see Elmo improved the styling

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Dikkii 🔱 @dikkii.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 08:10 UTC

It might be on fire. Have you had a look inside?

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Semi-Interesting Photography, etc. @remid0d0s0.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Just be careful it doesn't evolve into a dumpster fire

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Photoshop Art @photoshopart.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

It needs gasoline.

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Baj Mihal @bajmihal.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

Looks like you parked it in the rain.

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bigkafka @bigkafka.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Did your change the battery?

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Kait Richardson 🏳️‍⚧️🥔 @qirenni.com [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Good god, this poste is still going?

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RaphMikeyTurtle @raphmikey.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

😂😂😂 It is better and safer that way.

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@dragonshark.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

wheres the damn save button i need to save this post

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DJW @djwaglmuffin.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

I saw one in the wild yesterday and yea...it looks like a dumpster from Total Recall

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Dr. Ashok Karra @akarra.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

i mean, this one has utility

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David Gibbins @davidgibbins.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

That is way cuter than a cybertruck! Kinda like a nissan-cube. All it needs is asymmetrical windows 😄

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I-baLL @i-ball.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

Are you sure that's a cybertruck? The polygon count seems unusually high.

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Espen @gottschal.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

Have you tried adding blinker-fluid

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Harry Chemay @harrychemay.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

Did you take it thru a car wash? 🪣🧼🤔

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@timhuffman.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

Hey, you got the new wheels! Cool!

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Maitre Malterre @maitremalterre.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

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Norman Debbies @mindknee.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

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Matt Shipman (he/him) @shiplives.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

<chef’s kiss>

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Valdis 🎧 @val808.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

I am here! Let me hook you up and we'll tow you to the nearest Cybertruck Repair Center* *Or junkyard. Whichever is closer

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Alireza Rahmani @alirezarahmani2004.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Who needs a starter when a human like me can push this Cybertruck.

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Spookty @spookty.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

Have you tried feeding it fingers?

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damasterchief @damasterchief.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

🤣🤣🤣

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ZiggySawDust @ziggyearthdust.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Wait, isn't that the matching camp trailer?

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Tony Somogyi 🟢 🇺🇦 @tonysomo.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

Have tried the special Musk tool, a $1000 option?

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Martini Shot @martinishot.net [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

😂😂

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Lil Crow @lilcrow12.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

🏆🏆🏆🏆

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H.D.Frankenstein @hdfrankenstein.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

You shouldn't have let it get wet.

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Trouser Snek @upcycled-junk.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

At least you didn't leave yours out in the rain.

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