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Trouser Snek

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Life is Ugly. Make Something Beautiful. I can't articulate exactly what it is I do, but I assure you it's all very fashionable. Cars. Motorcycles. Clothing. Art. BLM • Trans Rights Are Human Rights • ACAB He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Demi


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No questions asked.

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Turns out rats can't transfer rabies to humans, so that's a relief. Still pretty pissed, though.

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At the emergency room. I'm so fucking angry right now.

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Just got bit by a rat. Time to go to the emergency room.

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Just unsubbed HasanAbi. Never thought I'd dump him for being part of the problem. He's full-on spiraled into centrist liberal group-think, and is actively trying to get Trump elected. We're so fucked.

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I had a crazy day at work, and now I need ALL of the naps.

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My blooski brand account, if anyone is interested.

Just a placeholder as I do more design work.

@deformem-vita.bsky.social

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He's not even a citizen. Tell that fucking dipshit to go back to Africa.

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Art is by Hotchkisstank if anyone is wondering.

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Furries are weird. I'm wearing this shirt, a group of obvious furries comes in, and their obtuse questions about where I got it were insane.

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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I have so much work to do on my brand before launch, and it's stressing me out... and that's /just/ product. I still need to work on the advertising and social media nonsense, and that shit is way above my pay grade.

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I've NEVER been in the camp of "Vote Blue No Matter Who" but now is not the time for bullshit protest votes. Fascism is literally pounding on the door like a wife-beating slum lord collecting rent. I'm gonna vote for whoever the Dems shove out there, and you should too. There won't be a next time.

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Bro, even the progressive media I watch is trying their hardest to make sure Donkey Tramp gets elected. Straight-up the dumbest myopic bullshit I have ever seen.

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Looks like I'll be removing France from my list of places I'd like to live.

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ok I've cooked and socialized enough, back to posting

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It is currently 42° at my house, and I am dying 🥵

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Honestly? ...probably Fozzie. Statler & Waldorf are a close second.

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Just so you know: Learning Japanese is pretty hard. French was way easier.

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I don't have the attention span to work on my Japanese right now... even tried the game version, but I just can't get into it. Gonna drink beer and take a nap instead.

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I rode around for nearly 3 hours. Got TONS of thumbs-up and high fives from folks, except in Scotts Valley... they were unimpressed. Got the finger from more than a few of those dipshits.

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Good to know WaPo is complicit in the establishment of an authoritarian regime. We won't be kind to you.

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I'm a vegetarian... but I'm willing to make an exception.

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I'm just watching the news and casually shopping for property in Japan. We're fucked.

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Found a photo I don't remember taking 🤷‍♂️

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I rode around for nearly 3 hours. Got TONS of thumbs-up and high fives from folks, except in Scotts Valley... they were unimpressed. Got the finger from more than a few of those dipshits.

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Terfs engage in such a specific form of bigotry. Makes me fucking sick.

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The most naive liberal I've ever seen... don't worry, kiddo. I'll /actually/ fight to protect you. SMDM

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Fascist LOVE that you're a pacifist. It'll make it easier for them to shoot you dead. It's what they plan to do anyway, so making it easier for them by not fighting back makes perfect sense. You're never going to admit it, but violence works. Violence gets shit done. Pacifists are easy victims.

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Found a photo I don't remember taking 🤷‍♂️

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My screen name, handle, and PFP have been fully changed. Fear not... I am still Deformem Vita in my heart and soul.

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I've NEVER been in the camp of "Vote Blue No Matter Who" but now is not the time for bullshit protest votes. Fascism is literally pounding on the door like a wife-beating slum lord collecting rent. I'm gonna vote for whoever the Dems shove out there, and you should too. There won't be a next time.

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He is the progenitor of the modern Republican Reich.

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I'm not quite that old, but I defo remember the cold war.

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This is the darkest, most insane shit I've ever lived through.

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Yeah, weird times. I've had to take the side of some pretty despicable people lately. I want to go back to the Berenstein universe.

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My super patriotic hoodie is ready for my 4th of July scooter cruise. It'll pair nicely with my brand new American flag.

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This is the way, probably

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I'm currently very annoyed that my county doesn't issue concealed carry permits.

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