SWEDISH BARMAN: You do not want that much mead
ME: I absolutely DO want that much mead
SWEDISH BARMAN: But you're meant to drink it like you would drink wine
ME: Sir, this IS how I drink wine.
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I write sci-fi to spite my public school teachers who acted like the genre didn't exist, among other reasons
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“Dulfuirsin Mokh! Duul zhern Nutorval'e pir shal-nah deyl akar fuurvikja-ej! Mockery of Opinion! You kill decency itself by continuing to live, and I intend to fix this!”
-Miles Radien
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would you cut a road through the law to get after the Devil?
"i'd cut down every law in England to do that!"
and when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, the laws all being flat? do you think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then?
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Why is nothing ever enough?
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I can only search apartments for about five minutes before I am filled with a primal rage that makes me want to burn the entire city to the ground over these fucking prices
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There are a startling number of classic doctor who stories whose plots only continue because authority figures either refuse fact or have already got a conclusion in their heads
Granted, it is rather pertinent, and many of the stories have aged well...
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Athletically built women are so cool I just wanna like
Examine the muscles on their arms and be like 'yooooo, stronk'
And then we have a friendly spar because sparring is fun
Normalize friendly spars with your friends
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I've done the math, now it's time to do the wrath
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Annoyingly, there are many enemies
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Unfortunately, there are many enemies
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The HER of which the legends spoke
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Some people really be saying "There's no secret to it" when it comes to social matters
I'm an introverted, autistic hermit who is vigilance incarnate. There is 100% a secret to it and I have no godsdamned clue what it is
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there are few things i hate more than the song “try that in a small town.” 1) you call yourself a country musician but you draw the line at “cussing out a cop?” you’re supposed to do coke and write a song about killing a lawman, coward 2) small towns fucking love crime, what are you talking about.
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Luck as a concept is abominable, even more so is its prevalence and importance to have in this world
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"It is not destiny or fate that chooses the Defender, but the Defender who demands that destiny and fate take a seat and stay the *sraiv* out of the universe's business! Now don't tell me that isn't what you stand for!"
-Taliah Stratenheim
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By the gods he's written another one
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D4F1793H
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The energy drinks are proving disturbingly ineffective against the activation of The Grass
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I'm developing a new Autopsionic Cantrip that passively projects a field that causes all decaf to explode within a kilometer of my presence
It is a very good idea
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STOP PUTTING THE INTERNET IN PLACES IT DOES NOT BELONG
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I avoid “smart” appliances for exactly this reason. The previous resident of our flat was a big adopter. We moved in on a Friday night; coldest in years. The app he’d left us to control the heating didn’t work. Customer service was only available Monday to Friday 9-5. Had to sleep in all our coats.
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Lucarios are good
This is known
a very good boye
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There's a reason the chant goes "we don't see a riot here, why are you in riot gear"
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Mead, glorious mead
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This Ron Cobb cartoon was published in 1968 ... or perhaps it was this morning. Hard to tell.
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Radien Fact:
Unsatisfied with the Universal Understanding Autopsionic Cantrip that his power passively provided, Radien underwent a three-day Psionic Ritual to make himself able to fluently communicate in any language, even if a Void Emulator might be stifling his powers.
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You don't get to say 'we regret that the protesters escalated' and 'community safety is our top priority' when the protesters are students who haven't hurt anybody and your response was calling in, like, a hundred unaccountable guys with guns
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New York City is indeed besieged by disgraceful, ungrateful, entitled scions of privilege and every one of them wears an NYPD badge
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If I had a nickel for every time a pet at the ceiling of their natural age gave us the slip and found somewhere to pass peacefully in the outdoors, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but pretty odd that it's happened twice now
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I hate this kind of rhetoric. The highest priority for a university just has to be the creation and dissemination of knowledge. If “safety” truly outranks all other goals, that justifies all sorts of abuses, and also just staying home instead of going to school and learning.
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That increase is directly fucking stolen from laid off and out of work animation workers. Absolutely fuck this ghoul. Off with his fucking head.
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it's true
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The battles are upon all fronts at all times, and damn it if I can't split my consciousness so that I can win them all simultaneously.
I am tactics, but regrettably, only one person
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Horrors beyond your comprehension? Skill issue. Get a better imagination, idiot. I'm comprehending things like there's no tomorrow, because at this level there may very well not be and I'll have to reassemble the universe and lemme tell ya you won't like what you'll see
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I just want to fire blood and steel c'mon lemme just vengeance plz I want to make the rivers turn red with the blood of the iniquitous I wanna crack their spine open and drink the fluid like gatorade I just want to make the heads of the enemy roll so fuckign badly
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Sometimes you really do just have to pose dramatically and make mysterious and vaguely arcane hand gestures in order to gather power
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Damn, I could've quoted the prose Edda at someone before burning the bridge following a callout, that would've been absolutely SUNDERING
Damned elevator wit.
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Radien can do a little vengeance, as a treat
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If this asshole casts Boiling Piss one more time I swear to the Xel'Naga--
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