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dan mentos
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crankin out the holiday hits at this bbq
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it’s too late I’ve ruined it
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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crankin out the holiday hits at this bbq
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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found him on the dark web (garfield subreddit)
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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if you're serious I know a guy
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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all he has to do is one (1) kickflip and all this will be behind him
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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good call. who knows when a mattress sale conveniently coinciding with a federal holiday might come around again
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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I only need one but if I buy ten I get the eleventh one free with a punch card. obviously can't pass that up
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: no stupid questions i said Me: *lowers hand*
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jon
@senderblock23.bsky.social
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Don’t do it.
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more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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does anyone have a extra canada invite code
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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Happy #CanadaDay to my girlfriend who’s a model by the way
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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It features old favorites such as “The Dog Terrifier”, “PTSD Triggerer”, “Baby Wakers”, and “Oops! No Fingers!” as well as all new “Roof Igniter”
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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travis it sounds like you do, in fact, know who needs to hear this
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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sadly I must now remove “pixelated boat” from my list of trusted news sources
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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did anyone ever give that guy shelter
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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next debate is on 9/10 and there's only one rule: Do a kickflip
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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I bet if you try really hard you can get the door open
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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BREAKING: SCOTUS has ruled that I’m cool and nice and good at sex, overturning a decision made by my ex-wife Linda in 2004
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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tbh it’s none of my business
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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I didn't know it was possible but biden looks older than bucky isotope
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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watching the 1976 Ford Carter debate on C-SPAN Classic 🍿
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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boss left his screen unlocked again
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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RFK JR (lips right on mic): Mountain Don't *debate moderator throws up*
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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After the worldwide success of "Cat's in the Cradle", Harry Chapin's follow-up single "Baby's in the Litter Box" fell flat with critics and audiences alike
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tinybaby
@tiny.baby
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no they're not. that's what pending means
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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oh frick
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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I have some questions
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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*whole photo gets bigger* sonofa
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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hbd bg (automated)
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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if you iykyk, you know
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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ah I messed up the bit
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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Benny and the Jet Fuel Doesn’t Melt Steel Beams
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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that picture is already an Art piece
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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lot going on but none of it is really happening imo
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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lol dumb guy next door practices his guitar for hours each day. obviously hasn’t heard of AI. this mf dating an actual woman lmao
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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congratulations @mobute.bsky.social
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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"hugging"
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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When your corgi is buffering
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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not to brag but I’ve got a kind of reverse benjamin button thing going on
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Every album from The Decemberists
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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One of the worst ways to get stabbed is repeatedly
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sky
@iamspacegirl.bsky.social
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Honk if you want me to think about you for the rest of the day
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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good news jon
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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hi olive nice to meet you. it seems we share exactly one trait
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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I've got an extremely pissed off mule if you're interested in branching out
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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case close
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dan mentos
@danmentos.com
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I'm sorry billy I'm gonna need a second opinion on this @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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Ray
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
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*succumbing to injuries suffered from getting hit by a Smart car* please just tell everyone it was a regular car
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more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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Luigi should be Irish
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