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Any pronouns /no preference NYC born and raised. SF since 🧡

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Do people with normal parents know how much poker you can watch on tv?

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Way to know your audience, new gelataria on the UWS 🤣💀

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stephanie roberts's avatar stephanie roberts @ringtales.bsky.social
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dear yt people leave Black people alone re: the election. 98% of Black women voters vote Dem and in spite of recent poles that number is 90% for Black men. we aren't your problem it's your OWN demographic there's plenty of their posts and your own family to harangue.

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I had to go back to this thread because I was in Murray's today and, damn they are still the real thing. Everyone in there cuts fish like nothing else matters.

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Oh, no they do not. So adorable!

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Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer is 20spf and has some super light shades

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Joe Biden refusing to take advice from people who have been wrong about everything for decades could be seen as an indication his brain is still working

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Derek Powazek's avatar Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social
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You’ll never guess which of the two candidates is a convicted rapist.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Sure, put the cinnamon on a shelf I cannot reach and then wonder why I am climbing on the counters. 🤦

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Kaitlin Ruiz's avatar Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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why should we have to listen to this author of children's books rant about trans people... this is an insane precedent. it's like saying we should let the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh solve immigration.

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(For overdose, rescue breathing is critical and often lifesaving)

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It is pride weekend here and getting to watch my kids celebrate just being themselves is the best feeling ever.

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis's avatar Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
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God Bless Paul Davies and the @PhillyInquirer: "The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump...There was only one person at the debate who does not deserve to be running for president. The sooner Trump exits the stage, the better off the country will be."

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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This is a petard. It's a bomb that you'd place against a door to blow the door in. If you fucked up, you'd get blown up too. That was getting hoisted by your own petard Fun fact: petard comes from the latin verb for fart, pedere. Shakespeare was making a fart joke.

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Pbbbttt SF would be nice to you.

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Murray's. I have had some great meals at Cibo e Vino on 89th.

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More about dogs, less about the debate

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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i don't know, man, i'm just some humble idiot shitposter, but i do not think that the democratic party trying to usurp the sitting president from the nomination and then also throwing the first black vice-president under the bus will be very popular with the democratic party's voter base

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This is excellent. FYI, in case anyone has problems viewing it, it was easier for me to watch from your tiktok landing page than from the link.

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Imani Gandy 's avatar Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.bsky.social
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We may be getting the Chevron case today. I think it is the most consequential case this term. Even more so than either of the abortion cases. Give me three minutes and I will explain why you should be panicking with me about it. vm.tiktok.com/ZMrrjr6tp/

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The women aren't allowed to say no vibe 🤦

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Gabe Ortíz's avatar Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social
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The Republican nominee for president got convicted on 34 felony charges just a couple weeks ago and has his sentencing soon, where’s the media frenzy calling on him to step aside? 🧐

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Whoever said this is the app for people who miss google reader... 100% I ❤️ Libby

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The Volatile Mermaid 's avatar The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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Nobody is trying to turn your kids gay, but people are trying to turn your kids Nazi.

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Wait, it sounds like you are trying to be a reasonable human instead of making arbitrary and obnoxious rules for everyone. 🤔

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gamera obscura 's avatar gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social
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hey, let’s check in on white people and see what they’re up to! oh.

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John Morrison's avatar John Morrison @localcelebrity.bsky.social
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Reminder that Aaron Swartz was facing 35 years in prison and financial devastation for trying to programmatically download and open the contents of JSTOR, which led to him taking his own life. But OpenAI is going to scrape all of academia and make billions by plagiarizing it.

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This is going to destroy journalism for good.

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Oh, and your life partner has been ranting about this since you met 🙄🥰

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(light one is mine; black one is my doggy nephew /house guest)

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Alyssa Harad's avatar Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social
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The nice thing about ChatGPT getting a doctorate is that it will become unemployable.

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People read the owners manual? TiL, damn.

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