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Nick Mazmanian

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Author/Narrative Designer
Game Dev: System Shock, Chef RPG
I'll write stories for you!
Writer of books: Nickmazmanian.com.
He/Him

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Chef RPG is heading into early access in September and I have to write... *Checks notes* ... I don't need sleep.

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HE'S COMING BACK!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! youtu.be/mSlZKdApob0?...

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Transparency post, I'm the president of my stupid HOA and I recommend you become a member of your stupid local HOA bc you get to make the rules and not have it suck. We're stuck with this stupid system, so we might as well make it work for us rather than cite people bc their lawns are brown.

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"I ordered the steak!" "You'll eat this corn covered log and like it!"

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Good. If media outlets aren't shouting at the rooftops about how much the convicted dumpster fire is lying and spouting out fascist ideals as well as Biden being old, then yes, they should be dragged.

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It'll work itself out so long as you put in the work. Keep going!

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I'm a Dad. I'm too tired to care. Just don't hurt anyone while wearing baggy jeans, yourself included.

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Whenever I see a 'distraction free writing experience' tool being advertised to me I go:

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Times like this, yeah, deal with what you can.

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I'm going out of my mind. Need to get these guys off to replace my air intake hose before our trip and none of my nut drivers fit, neither metric nor imperial. 3/16 too small. 1/4 too big. 4mm too small. 5mm too big. 😡😤

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Is it just stuck? WD40 and then try again?

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They're doing as much damage as possible in case their plans do not pan out in November.

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Taking an hour or two before you start writing words is okay. That's just your brain needing to get into mode, as I call it. It's part of the process, not a waste of time, and it's part of the work and the work is better bc of it.

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We got my daughter's work space set up. The Cintiq is her graduation present. She's redoing the lettering on her senior project and then working on a one-shot comic. She's applied for a table at the Dallas Fan Festival Oct 19-20. If you're there, please say stop by & say hello to Grace K Beason.

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Additionally, I can't look at this for longer than a moment bc it's so horrid

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They look like they're going to eat the problem.

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I wrote Your Plague Has Arrived bc I didn't know how else to get my thoughts out. It's one of my favorite pieces and it came from inspo that's fucking horrible. You can't force feed art. Doesn't work that way.

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It's not shocking to hear that people don't understand what makes writing good. The fact that they even give this angle any air time shows that their billionaire owners want that stock to keep going up and do not care if it's a fucking dumpster fire.

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I've been reading Robo to my oldest, it's amazing, and I need to catch up. SO FUCKING GOOD!

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At this point, A.i. fizzing out is only a matter of time, but it will have left a stain on every industry it has touched. Let's hope it dies before rolling blackouts start killing folks in the summer heat due to generating spaghetti eating celebrity porn.

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Man, that is a great machine. Make some analog pixel art with that.

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I never intended for these paintings to be prophecy when I painted them in 2021.

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I got kids to feed. Who wants to buy either of these custom, one-of-a-kind art pieces and short stories?

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I'm already not cool with most breeders. Glad to see my bias is correct.

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Chef RPG's early access trailer is now live! It's been so much fun working on this title and having the privilege of creating stories for this game's world. I hope you all enjoy our efforts when it goes live in September! youtu.be/bKySdMKzgZ8?...

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Yeah, they sure as hell don't. I've thought about getting a light phone, might just do it.

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Was contemplating jumping over to Apple....now, naw.

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Death by typography would be a new one.

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Thank God for reporters actually asking good questions.

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Everyone needs a picture of J. G. Hertzler (Martok) holding a gay bat'leth on their timeline today. Glory to you, and your chosen family!

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... I just want working public transit before my children have children! Why the hell does any of this take so long?!! Between houses taking years to build and trains that take decades, could we have one crisis at a time?!!

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