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hammancheez

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I said STOP THE CAR

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Robby's avatar Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social
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Pokémon Go To The Champagne Room

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Pyke Redrock's avatar Pyke Redrock @pykeredrock.bsky.social
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Judge: You stand accused of swerving across two lanes of oncoming traffic, causing in a multi-vehicle collision which resulted in severe bodily harm to multiple persons. How do you plead? Me: *shows the picture* Judge: Case dismissed, and now whose car are we taking?

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Peter Clines's avatar Peter Clines @peterclines.bsky.social
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WELL NOW THERE'S SODA ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

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Nattiepuff's avatar Nattiepuff @nattiepuff.bsky.social
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@gtazzin.bsky.social welllll

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Filigree Needlequeen of the Desert 's avatar Filigree Needlequeen of the Desert @filigreemchana.bsky.social
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Effinv genius.

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MICHR's avatar MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social
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Mustang Ranch (a brothel in Nevada) hosts a monthly DND night.

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Victor Catano's avatar Victor Catano @vgcatano.bsky.social
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Is the evolved form Assclapazard?

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Randaxe's avatar Randaxe @randaxe.bsky.social
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Ngl, I misread it really badly at "rare" and spit out coffee at my phone like a fire hydrant.

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S Ryan🍄's avatar S Ryan🍄 @midorineat.bsky.social
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Wait millennials can own gentleman clubs now?

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gary beason's avatar gary beason @gbeason.bsky.social
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To catch Assclapatus, you have to use a Moon Ball.

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Wolfofthenightt's avatar Wolfofthenightt @wolfofthenightt.bsky.social
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Oh no, it's closed down according to Google. But the reviews of the place sure are funny.

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⛧ Azrah ⛧'s avatar ⛧ Azrah ⛧ @azraha.bsky.social
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My cousin was a bouncer there. He worked there for a long time, too. The place closed its doors forever a little after my cousin's death.

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Jon S.'s avatar Jon S. @jonai.bsky.social
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This is amazing 🤩 lol

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Alun Jones's avatar Alun Jones @alun.pw
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As visited by Detective Peekatyou.

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Zig 🪩's avatar Zig 🪩 @zig.computer
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me and my boys holding down the gym in vixens

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Qale's avatar Qale @iamqale.bsky.social
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That's it... I'm using my Master Ball.

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Eryn's avatar Eryn @kitlerfox.bsky.social
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Is this West Virginia?

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Casey Wagner's avatar Casey Wagner @cannibal.holiday
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How many people got to the VIP room and were really confused that nobody was playing Pokemon.

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Leaf_Lady01's avatar Leaf_Lady01 @fatherkyolover6.bsky.social
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That's hilarious

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