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Happy birthday!
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I’m a weird little guy except I’m enormous (he/him) 🇵🇸
The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo,MA
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Happy birthday!
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Oh wow I just looked it up and was immediately transported into the past 💜
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Reciprocal! ✊
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I’m glad you’re doing better!
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo,MA
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@mycelialgurl.bsky.social It’s making me happy to see more posts from you recently, I missed you.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo,MA
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Jo
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I painted small rocks like M&Ms
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*pats head* you should get some sleep mate
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You see some truly remarkable things in old horizon specials. Look at this classically correct nerd.
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I see your speed has decreased
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They were neither crisp nor crunchy, they were mushy af.
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Got these today. Horrible.
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Finally got Dune Part Two Electric Avenue watched. Good innit?!
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I’m using the fact that I don’t have to be up in the morning, combined with the fact that everyone else has gone to bed, as an excuse to finally watch Dune 2
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Allow me. BOOOOOOOOO
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“You don’t know anything about monetisation platforms. I bet you’ve never even heard of ko-fi.” “That’s a bit patreonising.”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo,MA
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OOH GOOD IDEA
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(This is his joke, although he told it in a far more roundabout way, and the man was named either Murphy or Flanagan)
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Me neither to be honest; I just copied it out of the guardian
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For a very long time I thought the first stand up comedy I’d ever seen was Suzy Izzard’s Glorious but in later life I remembered that I’d been given a Hal Roach cassette by an extremely rural relative when I was about seven.
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“Two pies, three quid.” “How much for one pie?” “Two quid.” “I’ll have the other one.”
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Life is better when your friends all like each other. Not like in real life where I keep having to sit through fucking soliloquies about why one of my friends thinks a different one of my friends is a wanker
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On the phone to the monumental mason like “LAB-OAR-EE-US. DO YOU WANT ME TO SPELL IT FOR YOU?”
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What I really like about bluesky is that it doesn’t feel like there are distinct groups, mutuals who I think of as very different all turn out to be following each other, it’s nice!
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Pickled onion monster munch too, that’s one of your five a day
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Some of the machinery in this picture was made by Simon Engineering, the same company responsible for the ICONIC and SEXUALLY EXCITING Simon snorkel hydraulic rescuing lift that you see sometimes on fire engines.
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes
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Ever wondered what the inside of a modern flour mill looks like? No? Well don’t wonder no longer!
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lmao first past the post is so stupid. What a country
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For the purposes of this joke I do not like quiche. (I do really though I think it’s fucking great, unlike quiche starmer)
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GLORIOUS! I can only encourage this behaviour. FASTER AND FASTER STILL!
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Simpsons; it’s the area code one with the who 😄
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And how are YOU on this viernes ventajoso?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo,MA
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I’m FINE! As in I’m good because it’s Friday evening and I’m home with m’family watching tv and relaxing but also there was just that election there which ehhhhhh
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo,MA
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Isn’t that Greggggg Wallace?
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Hello frend
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Profit
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“I picked these mushrooms myself eat them no I don’t know if they’re safe what are you a cop get them eaten.”
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Maybe that’s not really her!
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Madeley
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I've said the word Starmerite a couple of times today and, appropriately, it sounds like the brand name of a budget tool.
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A fly by night power tool manufacturer that sits beneath Black and Decker in price but has a lot of clumsily phrased high scoring reviews on amazon
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quiche starmer
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no disrespect jem but so can i
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This is why I like This Corrosion so much, it makes me happy and lasts for aaaages
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You have to pick the whole chicken up and drop it, causing the ceramic to shatter, the pieces of which can then be simply shaken out of the chickenhole prior to serving.
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(Sadly) “ed… balls.”
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Actual footage of it being put in the pope hat and smoked:
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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