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Philadelphia, elections, baseball, databases. Dadge oak arborist. Movies from four years ago, and 104 years ago.


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Both Gavins played tonight but they were NOT in the game at the same time.
#ThereCanBeOnlyOneGavin

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Rusty Foster (derogatory)'s avatar Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
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AHAB stands for assigned harpoon at birth

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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Correct imho

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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đź”” Your Fightin Philadelphias đź””

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Matt Strahm making Shohei look silly on a strike-three swing, the highlight of the game so far. đź””

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Adam Bonin's avatar Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social
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I haven't written about this, but there is *zero* risk of non-frivolous ballot litigation if the nomination is settled by the Convention, including in Ohio which changed its date. Until the delegates select a nominee, there is no nominee. Whatever happens, this is *not* a reason not to change.

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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"The API call you wrote was deleted from the platform in the upgrade. Can you have it return a special error message when we call it but it doesn't exist?" "My control over the nonexistent is surprisingly limited."

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Per @baseball-reference.com, the White Sox have also had two Gavins (Floyd and Sheets), but eight years apart. Two Gavins have never played on the same team until this year in Los Angeles (Lux and Stone). There's only ever been the one Cavan in MLB history, because it's a made-up name.

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Walk the pitcher smh

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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Geez they also have a Cavan!

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure the Dodgers lead the majors in Gavins.

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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Wife: If I get some cheese do you also want some cheese? Me: I don't need any cheese, thanks. Wife: If I get cheese are you going to take some of my cheese? Me: Yes.

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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đź”” SON OF BRY đź””

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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What time is it for you?

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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đź”” URNING THE TREATS đź””

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Johas! đź””

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Castle Bravo's avatar Castle Bravo @castlebravoli7.bsky.social
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Ballpark giveaway idea: Brandon Marsh head-dousing bucket with one complementary fill from a hose

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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Vermentino

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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The rare 2-RBI TOOTBLAN for Schwarbs. We'll take it. #Phillies

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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Separate the art from the artist by using a small wedge to pry the shell open

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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Watched ANNETTE (2021). Baby Annette made me smile every time she was on screen.

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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Can’t quite tell but this Amish fellow (left) is about eight feet tall, which we can attribute to clean living and plenty of sauerkraut.

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I think this enormous rodent (on the right) is a groundhog, maybe named Davey? I’m sure there’s some lore here that explains why he is wearing a crown and clutching some kind of gem and displaying a banner written in local German dialect.

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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They can’t see you if you pretend you’re sticks

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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The Kutztown Folk Festival = what if they made the whole county fair out of funnel cake

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I am at Funnel Cake Ground Zero

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8½, 2046, 3:10, 1984, 400

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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Good friends of mine got engaged last night and their dream is to get an engagement photo in the @criterion.bsky.social closet, so I’m manifesting that for them and thinking of all the relevant angel numbers.

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None of these so-called religious conservatives actually believe in God or eternal consequences for their actions in this life.

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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The 10-games-back Atlanta Braves only play the Philadelphia Phillies 9 more times. They do not control their own destiny for the NL East title.

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(Phillies/Braves)

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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He was very bad again tonight!

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I don't even know what team this is about but it applies tonight!

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BRAEEEVES

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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đź”” OMG OMG đź””

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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"Nick was probably the worst player in baseball in April but he's been actually good since then." "Well he never stopped being handsome." "That's true." đź””

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TREA! OMG! đź””

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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What's written on Bryce's hand?

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(Song in my head this morning, for unfathomable reasons, to the tune of Dionne Warwick’s “Déjà Vu”): Shai-Hulud

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Starmer? I barely know ’er. I barely know ’er! Is this thing on?

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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As far as I know the Basket Building still exists and, having achieved sentience, may be running the show now itself.

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I expect that the continued popularity of the phrase “going to hell in a handbasket” has something to do with the large perennial political outlays by lobbying firms contracted by Big Handbasket.

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Well yes

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Ryan Godfrey's avatar Ryan Godfrey @rgo.bsky.social
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This is pretty, and is managing to keep me hopeful tonight.

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I saw a guy in an American flag romper with an enormous bald eagle on the front of it, and it caused me to think of this song for the first time in at least a decade. #USA

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This bylaw from the delegate selection rules of the Democratic National Convention does not exactly say that delegates are bound to vote for the candidate that they were representing on the ballot.

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Etymologically, “dip” was originally an acronym meaning “dairy intellectual property.”

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Ctrl-F “puce” close article

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Ian's avatar Ian @newlander.bsky.social
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Imagine a unicorn farting rainbows onto a piece of bread.

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