Rusty Foster (derogatory)

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Into the woods. www.todayontrail.com

is everybody in

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Works of Genius @worksofgenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:49 UTC

Absolutely

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

He’s gonna be crushed when he finds out you sold your hair to buy him an expensive scalp polisher

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Imagine characterizing the famously short and easy to read Great Gatsby as “difficult” in the first place. Of all the books to pick for an ad for this…

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Hey does anyone know what happens if a presidential candidate dies after the convention but before the election? Just wondering for historical reasons.

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

I demand a blue ribbon commission to establish the truth

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

I’m hearing that time marches inexorably onwards? Is this right?? Mods????

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

It does make some sense that this corrupt court grabbed the opportunity to vastly expand the field of decisions they could be paid to make. This is how institutional corruption protects and expands itself once you let it begin.

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

If you remove regulation, a lot of decisions still have to be made, so something has to replace it. What replaces it is corruption.

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

But doctor, says man, my friends ARE repor

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

Normal people don’t watch presidential debates hope that helps enjoy your fridays everyone tgif amirite he’ll yeah

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

A mistake I won’t repeat!

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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

me: i’m chonking on food please call 911 my friends: chonking

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

on the forklift maneuvering a bundle of 12ft lengths of copper pipe over and around a lot of obstacles in our dumb ass loading bay on thursday and a guy who works next door said "god, man, you are an artist with that thing" so morale is through the roof right now

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

Even at the time it felt like an experience I was only imagining, lol

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

Truly no store in recent memory has put more effort into making it clear that they don’t want any customers. Last time I had to go into a Walgreens there was one person working in the whole place and she yelled at me until I left

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Dan Hon @danhon.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

let him take the bus you cowards

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

these rich nerds killed cool/hip shit so they could buy jet skis for their ugly date rapist children

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

still selling these btw todayintabs.bigcartel.com/product/toda...

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

There’s no penalty for NOT sending an email. People only unsubscribe when you do send one. I stopped writing Tabs for five years and my subscriber list doubled.

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

What an icon

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Ugh yes, I get them all from stickermule which is run by the worst people but I absolutely can’t find a printer with nearly as good quality 🙃

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

No one has since tried to quote the cliche about the chinese word for crisis to me and I’m so proud of us all

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

one big post
full of bad pitches

www.the-fence.com/cooking-in-p...

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

Bouba’s Delivery Service

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

snoughplough

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

I cannot even express how mad I am that this isn’t real

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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

[aesop rock voice] frog lots in illiopolis

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

I’m on the inaugural Deez Links Book Club podcast with @deliacai.bsky.social talking about a book that explores what would happen if you sent a horse to college, a book so scandalous it’s BANNED on tiktok. www.deezlinks.com/p/deez-links...

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Interview With the Vampire is a show about what happens if you don’t learn your lesson after the first French person you date

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

Where Are My Pants

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

you don’t ever have to find out if you don’t want to

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

I feel like everyone knows deep down whether they’re bouba or kiki, right? If I got labeled kiki I’d have to transition tbh

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

Big News: Nuclino has been acquired by Juunjam! We’re so proud of what we’ve built and the amazing Nuclino user family. We will be shutting down all transharing and lossless crommling services as of July first.

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

gang gang

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Damn what a day it’s been over here, just pulling nothing but aces

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bijan @bijan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

happy to report that @rusty.todayintabs.com's new newsletter today on trail is already a delight. you don't want to miss it www.todayontrail.com

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

“oh no everyone lied about seeing the emperor’s clothes because they wanted to seem cool!” someone’s never been gassed up by the homies and it really shows, just sad tbh

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

“It didn’t feel like making a decision, it felt like recognizing what was going to happen.”

www.todayontrail.com/p/why-am-i-d...

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

yeah that is what the word means, according to Government

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

kokt

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

For more and better thoughts on this theme as always see Jude Doyle jude-doyle.ghost.io/aspirational...

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

Midsommar is such a good movie

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

Me [turning over cards in a carnival themed Memory game]: is somebody gonna match my freak

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

Every AI seeing this image and doing the distracted boyfriend meme

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

If you're gen x or millennial, odds are you have known some people online for *decades*. Across multiple now-dead forums, across vast gulfs of time in internet years. You've probably got a friend group that outlived multiple sites.

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Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

only polite boys there

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