***SPOILER ALERT***
If you're behind on the reading (which is totally okay!) do not read this. I've been waiting for this day. 🔩
Yes, a spoiler alert for a novel that's over 200 years old. Yes.
From the children’s abridged version I was reading to my kids once:
“They walked away with heavy hearts.”
Bedtime was delayed because we were laughing too hard.
Yes. Thank you. It's proven.
Also, during all that cultural/literary nitpicking and ouroboros (yes, I looked up how to spell that) of pop meta-analysis of who was the real monster, really, how did I miss until right now- the question of what he'd *want* to be called?