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Rob the Lab Rat

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MLT(ASCP), MLT(CSMLS), playing with your bodily fluids in a hospital lab near YOU! If there’s a sport, I probably like it. Red Sox/Bruins/Celtics/Patriots/Liverpool/1860 München/Adelaide Crows


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I assume that means Rest in Piss, yeah?

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I’ve been on record as Ceaucescu, but somehow dumber. Complete with his admiration of a Kim ruling NK.

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My father loved this back in the day, to the point I still remember Bill coming into the bar, giving a yell, and screaming “SHITKICKER HEAVEN!”

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My 11-year-old has cluttered my head with her music tastes. I have an endless loop of Noah Kahan, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, and Chappell Roan ripping through my head.

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Wait, am I 34? I’M 35?!?????!

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The broke thing is what started me down the road of growing out my hair. After almost 3 years, it’s just inertia now.

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Forgot what NHL hockey was like. Go Bruins.

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This needs to be misattributed to someone famous on Facebook.

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Wait. What? Where?

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One of these days, we’re just gonna skeet the whole damn movie. And it will be glorious!

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At least they didn’t jam gum in the shutter locks. Do I smell shoe polish?

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I kinda wanna work “I’M TOO DELICATE HEATHER” into random conversations. Problem is, only I’d get the joke.

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I would sign away whatever you want for that. Sorry.

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Woke up and had to listen to Tori Amos’ Under the Pink. So who wants to tell me what that means?

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I’m asleep at the wheel. Since Rumsfeld’s in hell already, my 3rd slot goes to Little Dick Cheney.

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My three: 1. Pissinger 2. Guiliani 3. Rumsfeld Keep the Cheetoh alive long enough to suffer a prison sentence.

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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

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The NHL: a fantastic on-ice product entirely managed by the worst people.

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I don’t know if it’s autocorrect or my sleepy brain, but that’s Jeanne Shaheen, not Jeanna.

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My senators are Maggie Hassan and Jeanna Shaheen, and I will thank the gentleman’s senator to treat them with respect. OTOH, I’m doing travel med work in TX/OK, and those senators (Mullin/Lankford/Cornyn/Cruz), the gentleman’s senator may do what he must.

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Sigh. I’d ask if you can talk me out of picking up a single for Bruins-Stars in Dallas, but I don’t think that’s how that’d go.

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What’s that? You’ve worked the last 3 overnights and don’t have to go back in until Friday night? Yeah, screw your sleep schedule, you’ll sleep half those days off away. Remind me why I chose this again…

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Why do I get the feeling US government shutdown stats vs. the rest of the world’s countries is like US mass shootings vs. every other country?

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More people need to appreciate the genius that is Clare Devlin.

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That’s exactly what it was. I figured any conversation about it would go better here is all.

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How are games there? I’m on a travelling medical job north of DFW and my Bruins are coming to town while I’m here.

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Madame Grace, a second plane has just hit the second bar graph.

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I’m not 100% sure, but if there’s a Marden’s to the left of the picture by the overpass, I’d swear that was Waterville.

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This. Whether you’re mindlessly repeating white supremacist nonsense understanding it or not, the effect is the same. Visible and religious minorities suffer either way.

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'Dr. pepper' is the name of the guy who invented it. what you're drinking is actually Pepper's Monster

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Anyone that buys one should be placed on a watchlist, no questions asked.

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I am irrationally jealous. Dogma’s my favourite VA movie and I can’t watch it!

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Because it needs to be said again

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