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'Dr. pepper' is the name of the guy who invented it. what you're drinking is actually Pepper's Monster

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Owen's avatar Owen @oweniverson.bsky.social
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How old was anyone when you were told that Dr. Pepper is just cherry cola? I was like 40

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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lmfao

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 Regular Non-Seasonal Steve Cartwright 's avatar Regular Non-Seasonal Steve Cartwright @chompmancobra.bsky.social
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Dr Pepper is the real monster in the story though, the cinnamon loving maniac

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Valraven, Trannysaurus rex's avatar Valraven, Trannysaurus rex @val-apocalypse.bsky.social
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Actually you're thinking of Pepys' Monster, named for the documentation of Dr. Pepys

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Erin B's avatar Erin B @eburke31.bsky.social
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Except not actually. Dr Pepper had nothing to do with its invention.

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Skeeter McGavin from golf movie's avatar Skeeter McGavin from golf movie @dogrespecter.bsky.social
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For the life of me I can’t figure out what’s triggering the “translate this post” randomly

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TinCan Andy's avatar TinCan Andy @thetincanandroid.bsky.social
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A buddy of mine in high school said that Dr Pepper mixed with Diet Dr Pepper was better than either on their own and I tried it once years later and he’s right but don’t tell him because he was really cocky about it and it put me off at first.

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Jinxsa's avatar Jinxsa @jinxsa.bsky.social
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If monster tastes like Dr Pepper is actually drink it.

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AFK's avatar AFK @notthatshaman.bsky.social
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I don't know what is real anymore...... 😐

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Cameron D. Blackwell's avatar Cameron D. Blackwell @camdylanblackwell.bsky.social
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It's only Dr Pepper if it comes from an accredited university otherwise it's just Mr. Pepper with its associates.

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Hunter Oh!'s avatar Hunter Oh! @hunteroh.bsky.social
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As long as it’s Zero Sugar, I’ll drink his monster all day and all night.

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LvivHikki's avatar LvivHikki @lvivhikki.bsky.social
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Glad it's not Pepper's "milk"

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Mexican Pirate King's avatar Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social
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There are very few things more delicious than a cool, refreshing glass of Pepper’s Monster

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QueenWheeler's avatar QueenWheeler @queenwheeler.bsky.social
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Thank goodness I hate the stuff! It's carbonated prune juice.

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🏳️‍⚧️  Farronox | Need a Miracle 🐉❣🧡💛�'s avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ Farronox | Need a Miracle 🐉❣🧡💛� @farronox.bsky.social
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Delicious Monster Fluid

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*That* Heather Hudson's avatar *That* Heather Hudson @artofheatherhudson.bsky.social
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Or, upon reflection, Pepper’s ghost.

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Gelatinous Rube's avatar Gelatinous Rube @gelatinousrube.bsky.social
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The real monster was Pepper all along, though.

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Aafke 's avatar Aafke @aafke.bsky.social
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I love Pepper more than any coke brand. There’s always a bottle of pepper in refrigerator

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Earnest Painter 's avatar Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.bsky.social
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Even better

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He's Just Adam's avatar He's Just Adam @barely3d.bsky.social
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No this is

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the doctor slept at his mortar, one hand still weakly gripping the pestle, while over a carefully trimmed wick the solution bubbled away chalkboards, walls, even the windows themselves, fairly crawled with equations, symbols, alchemy "fools," he muttered, in the grips of a dream about to come true

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David Avallone's avatar David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social
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And it's worth mentioning that he dropped out of grad school. He's not even Doctor of Humanities Pepper or some shit.

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Onus Jott's avatar Onus Jott @onusjott.bsky.social
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Does that mean Diet Dr. Pepper is actually Pepper's Ghost?

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Winter ❄️'s avatar Winter ❄️ @cruelwinter.bsky.social
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Incredible post

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Dr Pepper's avatar Dr Pepper @docpepperfr.bsky.social
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Yeap

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✨Sparky Summers VT✨ Carbuncle Boi's avatar ✨Sparky Summers VT✨ Carbuncle Boi @sparkysummers.bsky.social
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Ok but Frankenstein was the dr's LAST name, wouldn't it be reasonable to assume the monster inherited the same last name?

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Kristian Koivisto-Kokko's avatar Kristian Koivisto-Kokko @kristian.koivisto-kokko.com
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Actually it's just Victor Pepper. They made him a doctor for the movie.

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