Roger Vaillancourt

pineapple princess 🔒 @spindlypete.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

this worked! this is the answer. it even let me search by GPS coordinates because the place doesn't have a street address. there is an ER a 37 min drive away, with a pediatric trauma center, even

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

And here is was thinking that new pop stars were [brought by the stork | created by meritocratic impulse]

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

The traditional NASA steak and eggs breakfast for launch day was specifically chosen because it is a "low-residue" meal

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

For a dog, the application is ideally suited

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

The North American nuclear family found itself in a predicament after the bedroom chamber pot had been made extinct by indoor plumbing, even though a secondary use as a catch all for emetic discharge remained an ongoing need. In this essay, I shall...

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Be glad this discourse comes two generations after guzunders were any longer a thing

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

ITguy: "Tony I'm seeing traffic to something sexcanal dot org from your company laptop. You might want to keep the personal browsing as something you do just on your personal machine, comprende?"

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

"Gah. Stahp. Quit it."

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

It's like if someone had the drive and connections of Orson Welles, but none of the vision or talent

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Carcinization comes to us all

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Yes! There are few things so irksome as people who want to insist there is right or wrong in matters of taste. Things may be to your taste or not. There is nothing to be "won" here.

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Ruin a children's television program by changing one letter: The Big Comfy Cough

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

If you like the first one, look up "Trans Am type K"

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

But much more importantly, it looks like you're having FUN

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

All these flipping and home improvement shows have tons of manufactured drama. The "surprises" they find are generally basic things anybody with any experience would find before purchase, and if you watch the show over time, the standard dramatic arc is always the same. They're extremely formulaic.

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

Look how clean and simple

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

dip into the pagodas!

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

RETVRN

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Endlessly revisiting your self-destructive fantasies and vices? Pure Americana! The country was built on these activities!

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

"In the morning you go gunning for the man who stole your water"?! How American is that?

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

Do It Again

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

I'd hate to take a bite of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Oh and this passage is mild, MILD.

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

Give the hot dogs their meds

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

At the risk of sounding like a total cliche, you're operating out where the real art happens. Is it stupid? Is it awesome? Is this even anything? I think that if you're asking yourself these questions, you're making something truly new and that's a great thing to be doing.

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Truly GIVING a compliment means you want nothing in return. If you want something, then it's a pickup line.

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

The old meatloaftop

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

And all the things you did learn to do are now the target capabilities of all the current venture-funded wonder doofs

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