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Please, it's simply too soon to start lining up at your favorite bookstore to get your copies of IT WATCHES IN THE DARK. It doesn't come out until April 2nd. You'll get cold and hungry. I appreciate the effort, but I implore you, go home to your families!
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I know what you’re up to and it isn’t going to work. You aren’t Jeff Strand at all, you’re just some imposter who wants my spot in line. Well, I’m not falling for it! Jog on, pal!
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We can do better than this, VA.
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Either way, it’s gonna suck!
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🙂
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Post office trauma! Send him there with a couple hungry toddlers and heavy, awkwardly shaped packages to which he’s affixed insufficient postage. Try to overthrow MY democratically held election, will you??
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This ban on 'adult' (see; not family friendly) content on tip sites and indie seller/subscription sites is getting out of hand. Like we're reaching purity culture censorship at this point. Pretty soon you won't even be able to sell books that 'look' suggestive in any way. Even romance won't be safe.
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This is Laura Ingalls WILD
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Support your fave authors to help them build a following here:
COMMENT on their skeets, even just a thumbs up emoji, because they love that stuff.
LIKE their skeets so they know YOU love their stuff.
RESKEET them to introduce their stuff to new people.
This genuinely helps us so much. THANK YOU!
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What happens to a dream deferred?
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Will you tell those of us who picked the horrorscope where to send the necessary info or did you tell us at check out and my poor reading comprehension just betrayed me again?
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Wicked!
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🪱 Today's the day! Today, THE MIND WORMS is released into the world!
📖 Paperback and e-book are available now! Audiobook is coming soon!
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I’d say people are just an eentsy but excited about this!
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Y’all gonna hit this goal in one day??
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Hail THE SKULL & LAUREL! The campaign to launch the Tenebrous Press New Weird Fiction quarterly magazine is live now; check it out & consider backing it if your life isn't quite Weird enough🖤☠️
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mad...
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@wrathjw.bsky.social Hi, Wrath! I just wanted to let you know that you’re my favorite horror poet, and really the only poet that I read regularly. Will you be selling copies of your latest collection at Authorcon next month?
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You’re doing them a mercy, really. More raccoon content for the rest of us!
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Oh man, I’m there.
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Brian is a) a great writer as well as b) a good human and c) yes we share a name.
Scares That Care is a brilliant charity and this line up is amazing.
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Out now: The Trick by 2022 Literary Nasties winner Douglas Ford! In his followup to Little Lugosi (A Love Story), Ford has a new trick up his sleeve: an occult tale of weird magic, dark fate, and the macabre use of human skin. madnessheart.press/product/the-...
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@bevvincent.bsky.social what a handsome book! Thanks again for the book plate.
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Writing update and massive ebook sale - select titles are 99 cents!
timmeyer.substack.com/p/a-totally-...
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Yeah, it sounded really interesting!
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This is unrelated, but when I saw your name I said to myself “Oh, an apologist! I guess she studies apes.” And that’s when I realized how tired I was.
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The cancer center I work at is literally the only one I’m aware of in my state that still requires masking, and it’s been like that for some time. Most of my coworkers complain bitterly and think it’s utterly stupid to wear a mask, and several have had Covid at least 3 times. It’s infuriating!
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I want this to be good but I’m already investing an unwise amount of emotional capital in the Fallout show. Dare I make myself vulnerable for this show, too? Am I strong enough to be hurt again? I’ve just been hurt so many times!
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"NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANY MORE!"
A brief history of capitalists complaining that nobody wants to work for starvation wages
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Nice! Loved Merciless, The Unseen, and Depraved, need to catch up on the rest. Do you have plans to stock merch like t-shirts or hoodies in the future?
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My store is up and running again, with several titles now back in stock, including THE GAUNTLET, MERCILESS, KILL FOR SATAN, THE UNSEEN, and more.
bryansmithhorror.bigcartel.com
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Left 4 Dead 2 still rocks!
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May the 4th be with you
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I lol’ed! The best retort.
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Next, write about a character playing cribbage and get deluged with ads for the pegging subreddits.
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I'm less interested in reading a book or watching a movie by people trying their best to please the audience they think I am than in reading a book or watching a movie by people who just tried to express themselves and tell their story. I can decide for myself what I like and dislike.
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I’ve always struggled to maintain interest when reading a book series, and I burned out on zombies 10 years ago, but Keith C. Blackmore’s Mountain Man series is amazing. The characters have captured my heart and the story has reanimated my interest in zombies. I highly, highly recommend it!
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