Marc @runoldman.bsky.social

Just so you know, people will never leave you if you bury them in your backyard.

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conicats @conicats.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Reminds me of the joke - When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown in the fireplace so I'll always be home for Christmas. 😺

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Dev @windsorbuckingham.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

I find great comfort in the steady rhythm of the heart beating under the floorboards.

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Michigander Jedi @briflight.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Also, per Robert Van Winkle, you will owe no taxes forever!

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Jack @godless-liberal.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

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Creative Wolves @creativewolves.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA

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Jules. @julesclarke.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

mummify them and sit them round the family dining table........... oh wait that doesnt turn out well

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KeyzerSoze357 @blknyte3571914.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

🤣

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Jymbo @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 08:13 UTC

Rose was red, Violet was blue Hush your head And go in the hole too

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