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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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1059 followers 1053 following 1572 posts
Wannabe comedian, Veteran, Boricua Bills Mafia πΊπ²π΅π·
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
12 replies 54 reposts 361 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hi, Iβd like to report a not funny person trying to be funny. Itβs cringe.
15 replies 24 reposts 113 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Sorry I stared at your bulge, but it looked at me first.
15 replies 31 reposts 93 likes
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Dude
@prosaic.bsky.social
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Bruh
4 replies 2 reposts 24 likes
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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I feel like this is a waffle kind of morning.
2 replies 2 reposts 23 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them
0 replies 28 reposts 44 likes
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Dude
@prosaic.bsky.social
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Good morning ya weirdos
0 replies 3 reposts 9 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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One Dogβs Opinion πΎ
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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I am dog please respond
3 replies 7 reposts 21 likes
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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Learning to read for clarity is a very important life skill.
0 replies 4 reposts 17 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Pulls my own hair while eating a hot dog.
12 replies 42 reposts 121 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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I miss you. I just miss you.
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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Being thrown headfirst into a wood chipper would fix me
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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Me: βget in loserβ Also Me: βWho are you talking to?β
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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My mom still checks in with me about the San Diego weather. "I heard there were reports of fireworks in the city are you alright? Call me"
0 replies 2 reposts 12 likes
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One Dogβs Opinion πΎ
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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a lost and found but for A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark
1 replies 7 reposts 10 likes
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McFlurry
@fleurb75.bsky.social
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As if this year hasn't been challenging enough, I just had to cancel next week's trip. How's your day going?
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Iβd like to pack your trunk.
2 replies 9 reposts 20 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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who up looking for dyson spheres
0 replies 7 reposts 19 likes
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Sweetie Ο
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Making my famous dodge ram semi-automatic salad
2 replies 27 reposts 58 likes
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DoubleTrouble
@badboybill69.bsky.social
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Happy get drunk & blow a finger off in a firework accident day everybody π₯
1 replies 6 reposts 15 likes
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DoubleTrouble
@badboybill69.bsky.social
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π
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Cam Walker
@walks30.bsky.social
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βWoo-hoo! Momβs away, and Dad doesnβt notice shit!β They have a full bowl. π
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Cam Walker
@walks30.bsky.social
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Another blissful day away from the TV.
2 replies 4 reposts 48 likes
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Cam Walker
@walks30.bsky.social
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Cody Rhodes, you rock! WWE Superstar makes fanβs dream come true.
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Ate too many hotdogs and burned myself with a sparkler, just like our founding fathers
10 replies 34 reposts 210 likes
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Rylee π
@ladybonbon.bsky.social
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Still thinking about how funny and wildly appropriate that meat grinder is a better term for reverse cowgirl.
3 replies 5 reposts 17 likes
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GoneRogue
@gonerogue.bsky.social
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Having self-respect means you don't give what hurt you the chance for a victory lap.
0 replies 8 reposts 17 likes
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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They say there's cherry, lemon, strawberry, and mango gummi bears in this bag but all I taste is heaven.
2 replies 12 reposts 22 likes
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Celebrating the 4th in the traditional way this year (blasting Alice In Chains on my front porch)
0 replies 5 reposts 12 likes
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Kingdom Animalia, Class Insecta
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Capβn Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I donβt have a dog so I celebrate July 4th with those cucumbers that freak out my cat.
3 replies 31 reposts 75 likes
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Capβn Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Being born on the Fourth of July doesnβt make you a Yankee Doodle Dandy. You gotta earn that shit.
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The Arcane Nibbler
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
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My cats are so used to the fireworks at the park next door that they donβt even react anymore.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuckβ¦I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?
6 replies 41 reposts 124 likes
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The Arcane Nibbler
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
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All Quiet on the Midwestern Front
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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corn dogs < corn wolves
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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the Marine Corps was founded in a bar, fwiw