Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social

googling: "how to live while feeling a constant sense of dread covering you inside and out" and having google AI tell me to eat some glue

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

that's right. so the dread can stick better

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Kamose Mills @kamosemills.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

I’m not eating glue but I am consuming a lot of sweets.

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Lynn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @legendknight.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

Still better advice then some one in my famly gave

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On Standby @sudbud.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

I'm pretty sure that's what my middle school bullies told me as well.

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Michael Broussard Arts @michaelbroussard.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Seems legit.

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

*Looks around at the world* Maybe it has a point

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@hdibner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

wow- it can't even get its Airplane! references correct!

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brian kalisch @bfive.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Pass the glue, please.

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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

then at least you will instead be covered in glue inside and out -- an entirely different problem!

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Incredibly Emily @incrediblyemily.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

I guess if it's the right kind it can make you feel goofy instead of dread? Or like gum up your intestines, I dunno I'm not a glueologist

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Sniffing glue is better than eating it

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