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Saucy Rick Havoc
@rickhavoc.bsky.social
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Time for an economics lesson.
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brian kalisch@bfive.bsky.social |
7 followers 110 following 58 posts
pluviophile. avid indoorsman. misanthrope. nerd. enjoyer of fine foods and whisk(e)ys. smith in the word forge. he/him.
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Saucy Rick Havoc
@rickhavoc.bsky.social
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Time for an economics lesson.
25 replies 919 reposts 3323 likes
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L O L G O P
@lolgop.bsky.social
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1. Voters generally reject fascism when they know that's the choice. 2. Thus, the MAGA freakout at people figuring out what Project 2025 does.
8 replies 90 reposts 329 likes
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L O L G O P
@lolgop.bsky.social
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You think you're cool, but are you as cool as a human hairplug trying to grudgefuck a can of Bud Light?
2 replies 9 reposts 80 likes
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Happy random Thursday day off to all who celebrate.
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Found my favorite new, ultra-relatable account
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet" outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem
11 replies 297 reposts 1001 likes
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Preeti Chhibber
@runwithskizzers.bsky.social
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apropos of uhhhhhhh everything, reposting this again
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Pass the glue, please.
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jon rosenberg
@jonrosenberg.bsky.social
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When I run for president my platform will be simple: hunting any rich person with a net worth of over $100 million is completely legal and if you bag one you get to give all their money to the charity of your choice
21 replies 68 reposts 370 likes
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Preeti Chhibber
@runwithskizzers.bsky.social
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Everything Everywhere [is making me want to throw up from anxiety] All At Once
1 replies 14 reposts 92 likes
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Stella
@antlervel.vet
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❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness ✅ shit was mid
37 replies 562 reposts 1970 likes
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
@wittywebhandle.bsky.social
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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I didn’t watch the debate, and most of the professional commentary I’ve seen on it has both not provided me with any new information about the race and inspired contempt for the commentators. I don’t know if I’m a typical American in this regard, but that’s where I’m at.
59 replies 49 reposts 655 likes
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Django Wexler
@djangowexler.bsky.social
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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Apparently I just needed to call them out to wake up the bats, huh. You're welcome.
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Shades of the 2009 #Royals lately. Only instead of one, they have a rotation of Greinkes, each grinding out solid starts just to be undermined by an utter dead parrot of an offense.
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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This is my curse of Sisyphus.
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Klovar: foot fetishist
@klovar.cc
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people find it so hard to believe that stormtroopers from Star Wars have terrible aim probably because bad equipment it's 2024 on earth and we have two of the most valuable companies in the history of the world: one of them is making airplanes that crash, the other makes trucks that can't get wet
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Zoe Tunnell
@zoewithasword.bsky.social
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It is very exhausting to see people doing "ha ha look how dumb Chat GPT is it can't get basic questions right" right as we are getting constant stories about how much energy even basic queries for AI uses up. Just don't use it! The bit isn't that funny!
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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Look, son: In this world, sometimes you just gotta take the L stair on your way to King Street 👑
21 replies 162 reposts 834 likes
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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In the true spirit of Michigan, I'm stealing this.
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Kelsey Atherton
@atherton.bsky.social
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A is for AR-15, which any adult can buy B is for bullets, which make holes in guys C is for cops, who will wait outside for hours D is for dialing 911, which is what children do E is for EMTs, who can treat you when you escape F is for flee, with better odds at survival G is for guns, guns guns guns
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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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Iron Spike
@ironspike.bsky.social
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The absolutely wild thing is: This goes for ALL social aid. Just *giving people some fucking money,* literally going "OK, how much did you need?", cutting checks, and waving them out the door? COSTS LESS and HAS BETTER OUTCOMES than the current system's bureaucracy and means testing, EVERY TIME.
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Also garbage: the offense. Two hits??
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Why do I bother watching these #Royals games anymore? Bullpen is just garbage.
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John Rogers
@johnrogers.bsky.social
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Our tech overlords would like to make clear that your fantasies of universal health care and affordable housing are childish while their fantasies of infinite energy to power their AI girlfriends are reasonable expectations and will come true imminently. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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lyndsay
@magpie.tips
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That's one way to disarm the police
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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*adds to my personal attribute folder alongside pluviophile and misanthrope*
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John Rogers
@johnrogers.bsky.social
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The thing is what it does.
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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If you told me before the season that the #Royals would be a .500 club at the end of June, I'd have been ecstatic. This trajectory, however, feels bad. What a waste of a great start.
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Nash
@radiodeadair.com
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Motherfuckers don't need to run their goddamn cryptomining rigs all day and we sure as fuck don't need ChatGPT horseshit being ran all day but I don't see anybody crawling up their ass about power usage ...
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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I loathe air conditioner shaming. It’s bizarre Puritan nonsense that gets vulnerable people killed in heat waves. (Did you know a lot of people who die in heat waves HAVE AC, but never turned it on?). Shut it down wherever you encounter it.
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Matt Bors
@mattbors.bsky.social
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We're getting ever closer to the date in this comic, which I drew in 2012. Very cool.
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David Marshall
@illdave.bsky.social
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I can't remember a tech campaign this relentless.
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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]
@themckenziest.gay
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Cry me a river :)
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blaine capatch
@blainecapatch.bsky.social
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listen all y'all, it's a
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William Li
@williamlidc.bsky.social
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I’ve been hoping John Oliver would do a segment on Project 2025 and Schedule F
I’m doing what I can in my day job, but at the end of the day, what I really need is for Trump to lose
I hope everyone watches the segment (or reads the transcript - scrapsfromtheloft.com/tv-series/tr...)
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
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This motherfucking legend wrote "The Trouble With Tribbles."
#StarTrek
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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg)
@moriamarmalade.bsky.social
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Oh, good. This is much better. *turns off game*
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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Royals don't let the Yankees score two runs in the first inning challenge. Level: fucking impossible
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
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“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.
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Charles Louis Richter
@richterscale.bsky.social
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everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date: • the cybertruck must be real, in the wild • as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out
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Ed Burmila
@edburmila.bsky.social
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Remember when Obama decided to get “tough on immigration” in 2014 to win over voters in the center and his own staffers were like why did we do that, it won us zero votes and alienated some of our base? Reposting for no particular reason!
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Simon Pegg
@simonpegg.bsky.social
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Preserved here, complete, for posterity.
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Elle
@elleisanisland.bsky.social
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ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂
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brian kalisch
@bfive.bsky.social
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I could be annoyed at the Royals descent into suckitude, but honestly? We got two months of fun, exciting, WINNING baseball. Might be over now, but it's been a long time since there's been a stretch like that.
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