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New space, same goal: just here to creep on y’all


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Raven: “EXCUSE ME I AM TALKING AT YOU HERE” Dogs: “I’m a dog. Dog dog dog. Did you hear something? Nah, me neither”

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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask's avatar The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask @amagire.bsky.social
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important hassle-eliminating tip: this is about how much water will completely fill a 2L bottle with ice, because water expands when it freezes.

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Shout out to @runwithskizzers.bsky.social for introducing me to my travel buddy (a PureZone mini air filter). It provides another layer of protection AND makes me feel like I’ve got a mini shai halud staring at me/keeping me company

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wow- it can't even get its Airplane! references correct!

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I just followed the rice lorry from that other site.

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Doctor: "Your body will absolutely dissolve these for sure" Shep's body:

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Preeti: “I am going to post this thing on my personal feed here.” Randos on the Internet: “HOW DARE?!!”

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Wow. They really badly misspelled “this sh*t is BRILLIANT!!!” (I love Brontësaurus so much)

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WHAT?! This is like the day I learned emperor penguins are closer to 3’ tall than 5’

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Approximately 4.95 seconds too long.

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Brighty of the Grand Canyon was a foundational book in my childhood, so this one hits deep.

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I would watch the shit out of that

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Following your feed has me convinced that 98% of cryptid sightings are just borzois from...well... I was gonna say a weird angle but...any angle really

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Gonna start using “You cannot anchor a skiff while moving” as my catchall answer for various questions about death that I’m unsure on.

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My first thought as well! Would 100% believe that despite it being wildly out of their normal range a pair of barred owls have taken up residence outside shep’s trailer. Just to mess with him.

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how about instead of interviewing a pair of childbeating freaks no one needs to hear about you follow a random animal around for a day and write a story about what they do. a stray dog, a turtle getting too close to the road, that canadian goose hissing at you. i bet they have some interesting days

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Val Syverson's avatar Val Syverson @vjpsyverson.bsky.social
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I'm not sure who to tag here, but: Valentino's Costume Group in North Hollywood has gone out of business and is liquidating like a MILLION awesome costumes, plus supplies. If you like cool clothes and can get to LA before the 30th, go!
valentinoscostumegroup.com; IG @valentinosliquidationsale.

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(Probably should've led with: these are awesome!!!)

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You're feeding your birds an appropriately iron rich diet! (I'll see myself out)

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Species: Canis familiaris Breed: melt

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(yes I will always go for the stupidest possible cheap joke)

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Sir, you are supposed to don one leg, then DON the other. Likewise for doffing. Mixing the two actions is generally counterproductive. (This may explain any inexplicable "caught in a putting on/taking off pants loop" you may be experiencing)

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daryl "cherche le travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "cherche le travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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chris pine appearing in basically a homebrew femboy hooters outfit while still in a cozy sweater is an incredible serve

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Over time, people have pulled a lot of bizarre/not cool things in your mentions but...in a million years I could not have predicted accusing you of lying for SHEEP CLOUT.

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Gennifer Hutchison's avatar Gennifer Hutchison @gennhutchison.bsky.social
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Sydette is truly wonderful, and after an extremely rough go of it, she needs some support. She does so much, much of it unacknowledged, co-opted, and underpaid. If you have the means, please consider sending some help her way.

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Clearly her "but perhaps also...extra mouse?" vibes are strong!

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100% clicked on Shep's tweet to reply "and also mouse, Father? For Gnosis who is starving and absolutely not going to have to spend days digesting this quail?"

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dark n stormy daniels 🥃's avatar dark n stormy daniels 🥃 @checarina.bsky.social
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The Scottish wildcat is absolutely, 100% fed up with your bullshit.

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My brain, immediately: "not to be confused with Domestic Hog Units which are used to calculate nautical area"

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I know this is the wrong social media site icon but...

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You just KNOW the only word she'd internalize from that is "damnit!"

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Chantal James's avatar Chantal James @chantalalive.bsky.social
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Sooooooooo we're all gonna stop talking about the south like that's not were most people Black people live now right? And we're gonna stop talking about the south without talking about Black people? Good talk.