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Samus But a Girl

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Token film school transsexual. Once wrote a 10 page paper on Wile E. Coyote for a sociology class in college. I have incessant hot takes about Doctor Who and you're gonna hear 'em! She/her


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Highly recommend the Tom Hanks Mr. Rogers biopic if you haven’t seen it. It’s low-key demented because it’s basically a psychological thriller about what if a guy actually anodyne as he seems and there was nothing else going on with him. That’s a genuinely suspenseful idea!

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Damn I hope I get woke soon!

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I can't have a dick any more because WOKE

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Jfc he had no comprehension of the severity

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He also was buddies with George Romero, and helped fund Night of the Living Dead on the side, so I guess he was fine with gore as long as it was anti-racist

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The only cis man who built his brand on wholesomeness and turned out to be genuinely good was Mr. Rogers, but that’s only because he was VERY autistic.

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i literally don’t remember making this post what the actual hell

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Can you repost the below because it’s last hope for us ?

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I transitioned so I could keep my lotion next to my bed without everyone assuming I use it for jerkin it off

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Baby I'm gonna fill you with so much estrogen (she says as she empties a bottle of œstrogel into a bad dragon)

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With each passing day I realize we made such a mistake bullying Andrew Yang so hard in the Mayoral Primaries. If we’d voted him into office and then bullied him, he was so desperate to be liked that I'm sure he would’ve caved on any issue. Meanwhile, Eric Adams budges on nothing.

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And it lost him votes i have the receipts those votes were in the pocket and he fucked it

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Ngl the fact that Starmer followed up that offer of a meeting with Rowling (so that he could offer her “assurances”) by saying that we “shouldn’t have the right” to use women’s toilets was fucking crushing. I never had particularly high hopes for the guy, but that was a punch to the gut.

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this is what i get for being from texas

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My mom was complaining I always drink my coffee cold so I went to the freezer and filled my mug with ice while death staring

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me when my work crush makes a joke abt us being work besties and says she likes spending time with me:

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How about sexy librarian

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Something tells me that when he dines out, he tips JESUS%

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an entire movement of wicked people who celebrate wickedness

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one of the most dishonest things people in my profession do is pretend as if “the story” and “the narrative” isn’t something they have direct control over

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In Herge’s defense (a statement you shouldn’t say too often) doing conflict journalism with an alcoholic sea captain seems like a safer job for a teen boy from Nazi occupied Belgium than distributing newspapers like most kids his age.

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TV has a long proud history of not understanding journalism and the 1970s were a more quaint time. We were riding the high of Watergate. I sat “we” like I was alive at the time, lol.

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I’m referring mostly to The Sarah Jane Adventures, but yes.

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ummm officer actually stealing ancient artifacts from the museum is my special interest so ur not allowed to be mad at me

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Good morning from Gaza, my love 🇵🇸✌️💞

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So many real world problems could be easily solved with a wind-up doll full of dynamite!

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villain voice: now face the wrath of this they them pussy

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this is what i imagine right wing grifter onlyfans accounts to sound like

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what if my pussy was a gun? would you slip your finger inside my soaking wet slippery trigger and pull it? or would you unload my clip and put your own special bullets inside me? 😏

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She’s genderbend non-racist Tintin tbh

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Sarah Jane Smith is an investigative journalist in the same way that Indiana Jones is an archeologist

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neil gaiman going out of his way to question the sanity of one of his accusers may very well be the biggest smoking gun anyone can ask for

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Like honestly every single trans person looks so much happier after they started coming out, you know why? Because they’re much happier and living life now for themselves. Which is hot as fuck.

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There are no circumstances where going "oh no but that's my emotional support sex pest" makes you seem like a well adjusted empathetic person.

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Some of you should really ask yourselves, before staking your Hot Takes in the sand: “how would I be comfortable being wrong about this?” Like, would you rather have to eat crow because you’re passionate about protecting women? Or because you refused to believe that a YA writer could be a creep?

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The realisation that I've been transitioning longer than the Confederacy existed

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Hey God, here's your opportunity to do something really, really funny

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I’m no expert, but it’s probably not a good sign for a political campaign when the best possible thing that could happen to it is the candidate dropping dead

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Tell me Neil Gaiman’s thought process doesn’t probably sound like this

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