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Artist, lurker, not at all convinced it takes all kinds.

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These two are are AC and DC power. We’re so lucky you have them.

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That looks like a very sweet cinnamon roll

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She was doing a bit in my head. Fully committed.

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I need to believe the woman on the phone was Jennifer Coolidge.

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Nothing seems to excite the political media more than getting out all their Dems In Disarray! toys.

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@wokkax3.bsky.social Bobby, for one, welcomes her new overlord

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You got your money’s worth with that first album. It was not to be denied.

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They should at least do it when you can’t see them.

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I’m upset about the floor filth on the hem of the gown. But that’s probably because I don’t like wacky on wacky, so my eyes keep darting to the edges.

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This is the good stuff

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I’ve known others who’ve been through it and from the view of a mobile friend, let your friends help. You suddenly want some Pringles? Text the friend who will bring them immediately.

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This is very good news.

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Please accept the smallest smile from across the room.

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I kept expecting “there’s a choice we’re making…” to come belting through. Sweet monkey, though.

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me: there is one perfect spot for this sticker and i will wait to stick it until the universe shows me where that spot is the universe: i have found the spot me: (clutching sticker to chest) no

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Let’s Go Down to the Woods and Pray still makes me so happy whenever it shows up in my head.

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Iris has played her game very well. Probably.

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Heh. Perfectly isolated, “Fine, just need to make my own dark, quiet moment so I can swallow this, but sure, fine.”

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They’re going to rate the restaurants and pay you so much money for what they did in your spare time!

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Only a fool would bet against your shimmering in this scenario.

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If it’s like the l’il dummies around my house, a parent is probably nearby, watching and snickering. Enjoy the show!

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The necklace says it’s not just okay that you chopped up way too much of it, it’s wonderful!

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Oh, this nearly inspired me to do the same until I realized that would be almost like stealing someone else’s thunder, so I should definitely wait a few more days.

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If it were that and also that specific, I probably would too. But if someone asked if they could spread the ashes of their buddy who murdered his girlfriend in my house and always wanted to be reunited with her for eternity? Well, that would be creepy.

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Sweet of you to welcome them. They’ll rest peacefully on your hill now and you get a good, weird story out of it.

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I know my Japanese shoe size. It hasn’t helped me much in other ways.

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I hope you’ll embrace those perfect socks with your new suit.

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I hope your crow friends follow him and shit on his car until he’s thoroughly spooked. Also, I’d probably get out a hose and wash away all signs. But you shouldn’t have to.

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It’s a creepy, creepy thing to do without asking. And being asked would be plenty creepy.

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I really thought there’d be more of them in my adult life, connecting.

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The built-in kerchief is fantastically unfussy. And the little beanie is a delight.

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Adults who have a choice eat canned green beans? My siblings and I perfected spitting into a napkin and pitching it under the radiator on those foul things.

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I like to call this “just practicing”

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Exactly. And the bird visits and squirrel tickles.

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I like to think trees are free of yearning once they get beyond sapling stage. Just happy and tough as nails. The younger, the yearnier. Acorns are especially thirsty, wearing their flirty lil hats and all.

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I’m shocked to hear he’s ungenerous. Shocked.

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There are people who didn’t find him completely, magnetically sexy? Weird.

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(imagining an impossible scented occasion) after waking during a perfect dream, drifting right back into it and sleeping until its wafting-in-a-breeze conclusion, even if it lasts all day.

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Raise an eyebrow for one of the ever-best at effortless cool.

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I love a well slung waiter apron. And the cuffs. I’d want to go to this kind of Ren Faire.

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So many hats on all these hats, good lord

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