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Gretchen

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Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians


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šŸ¤—šŸ¤—

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šŸŽµšŸŽµOoo chiiilld, Things are gonna get easier

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Thatā€™s fair

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Michael Jay McClure's avatar Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social
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Once a day, deliver a ā€œnoā€ as if youā€™re snapping a super crisp celery stalk.

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Listen. Iā€™ve told him, but Iā€™m not licensed to practice in the forest.

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He looks cute, but he hasnā€™t paid child support in months

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Gwen Pepperoni's avatar Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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okay but for real, is 40% too little to tip my landlord? i feel like that's below average. what do you all do

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SJSCentralTX 's avatar SJSCentralTX @sjscentraltx.bsky.social
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This is rich. LTG Dan Patrick taking Centerpoint Energy to task for failures in Houston. Abbott appoints ERCOT & PUCT members, & profits from utilities (see his campaign war chest). This is Patrick attempting to shift blame to the now unregulated utility sector.
houstonlanding.org/did-centerpo...

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Rat Squinks šŸ€'s avatar Rat Squinks šŸ€ @ratsquinks.bsky.social
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Ebi is just so perfect i want to cry look at this little teddy bear

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Honestly without a ladder, itā€™s not really possible to take a good pic at this feeder. Maybe if I woke up before 10am, but weā€™ll never know

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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You donā€™t even have to like Kamala Harris to know how ā€œletā€™s build a Rube Goldberg device to avoid nominating the person who was literally elected to step in for the president if necessaryā€ would look

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Tempting the naked blades of the fan with my face.

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Caught this gal in the worst lighting possible šŸ¤ŖšŸ„“

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Hear me now and believe me later

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Dan Cerinthedark's avatar Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social
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*Attenborough voice a dehydrated male nurses Coors Banquet, perpetuating the diarrhea cycle

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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oh my god it's literally this

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Raccoons got in the office last night. They found Cindy's ketchup packets, did a number on Evan's desk, and everywhere there is carnage. Still, there is no doubt now that they can work wonders with a spreadsheet. The company's been threatening a restructure. We can all be replaced.

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Terry doesnā€™t have any idea what July 4th means (hotdogs)

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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let me make this clear: not voting is a vote for trump. voting for a third party is also a vote for trump. you might think voting for biden is safe but no sorry those votes go to trump too. votes for trump himself however get stored in an unused walk in freezer at mar a lago and count toward 2028.

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On the plus side, thereā€™s a new ep out of ā€œJake Gyllenhaal: Sexy Murderer?ā€

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Sometimes itā€™s hard to remember there are little cutie pies in our midst and also that gin exists, but you know. Itā€™s true. We can get through the night.

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connectpoliticditto. 's avatar connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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Iā€™m trying to focus on the positives and all Iā€™ve got are 1) we live in the golden age of snacks 2) I havenā€™t seen any clips of Tomi Lahren in awhile

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I love this fuckin cat, guysšŸ©·

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warmyellowlight 's avatar warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social
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i bet hobgoblins like eating hot dogs while playing boggle

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Patrick Monahan's avatar Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com
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Before and after eating way too much porridge

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scottāš”ļømccloud's avatar scottāš”ļømccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
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Over the weekend, I found a tiny pink plastic shoe on the ground near my office. I placed it at eye level, on a wooden post, by the stairs. This morning, on that same post, was this picture.

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i donā€™t need a thermometer. i judge how cold it is by how many Road House DVDā€™s i can hang from my nipples. itā€™s currently 10 DVDā€™s outside.

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This was back in April 2021 when her baby was too scared to use the wires to get to the trees. Found out that they were living in our walls. That has since been remedied by patching up a hole in the wood fascia. She was not happy about the eviction and ate my Google fiber. Pre-eating pic.

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Impressive balance for having almost no tail

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Goofy ass squirrel in my friendā€™s backyard

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Ah to live the impossible dream of a rat in a matching tracksuit

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Iā€™ve just had a general trajectory toward rodents in the last half decade

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I donā€™t even know what to tell you anymore. Iā€™m a rat mom. I work from home and my besties are rats. Thatā€™s about fucking it as far as updates since law school graduation 12 yrs ago

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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lord help us my mother has started lurking on the interwebs and reading the things the youngs say and last week I had to explain what AFAB stands for and 3 days ago she asked what the C in ACAB stands for and I have found out she told my dad that I explained to her ACAB is Assigned Cop At Birth fml

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rifka the unhinged fat activist's avatar rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
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if she were a pig shed be Lara Troft šŸ”«šŸ·

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Ygrene āœ”ļø's avatar Ygrene āœ”ļø @ygrene.bsky.social
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me: there is one perfect spot for this sticker and i will wait to stick it until the universe shows me where that spot is the universe: i have found the spot me: (clutching sticker to chest) no

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Not sure if itā€™s ssn 3, but the Oz-Willow breakup is wooooof my heart

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šŸ¦Š foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox 's avatar šŸ¦Š foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox @foxy99.bsky.social
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Always late for your shower beer? Thatā€™s an ADHD response to childhood trauma. Thereā€™s an app for that which includes in app purchases.

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Just discovered I have two of the same very specific t-shirt and I have no memory of the second oneā€™s existence and itā€™s not an interesting mystery, I realize, but itā€™s fucking my head a bit. (Also fuck Ted Cruz)

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