Sam, a Craven one

Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

The paradox of Zuck is that he is extremely uncool but almost tautologically cooler than anyone posting about how uncool he is

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

A story in four photos

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

IDK looks more like a pair of Ham hocks

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

Saw this, thought, "I gotta send this to Rowdy," then saw who posted it.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

That's where they're doing fireworks tonight so I'm staying far away!

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

OSINT CHALLENGE

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

“Not all Mastodon users but definitely this fuckin dude”

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

I had a really great skeet in the shower but then I got out and I forgot it. Lesson learned: never leave the shower.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Tip from my brilliant roommate: Glue strong magnets under end tables. Now you’ve got a place to store your clippers and your scissors that’s right at hand while also out of sight!

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

I prefer to think of this as hacking.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

Approx 41.884220, -87.648270 The bartender next door recommended it but I was too tired to check it out :/

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

Literally the only reason I have Paramount+

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

Oh and lots of news services have started using the same URL as stories update. So you might post a link with a particular headline and a particular set of facts and 30 minutes later, you could repost the same link with a completely different headline and a completely different set of facts.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

I built a bot that responded with the original headline and eventually killed it because so many articles had multiple "headlines" and how much should I be correcting an OP who used the headline Reddit suggested to them

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

This is made extra terrible by asking what constitutes a headline these days. What's on the title bar, the page, the Twitter preview, and the FaceBook preview might all be different.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

Kinda disappointed by season 3 of The Bear but very amused to be watching the finale like "Oh I read that guy's book! Oh and his too! Oh and also that guy's!"

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

Imagine horrible things that will happen to our children. Then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

I got the table I wanted.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

I hate Jamie Lee Curtis in The Bear so much. She’s so good.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

I have reached the point in my consumption that I have an alarm set for midnight *in a different time zone* in order to put a *deposit* on a restaurant reservation ten weeks from now.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

But downloads are the entire reason I installed the app? Now I have to pay for airplane WiFi?

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Join the club… Become a knothead!

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

After entirely too much effort, the headlights on my car now go up and down. Obviously the next step is making them wink individually.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

I have a lot of opinions and I’m gonna need to be similarly faded to express them.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:09 UTC

Oooooo big stretch

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Drink lots of fluids!

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

I THOUGHT ABOUT TEXTING YOU ABOUT IT AND J WAS SO PROUD OF HOW FAR I GOT

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Okay but what about the beer cart?

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

OH: I’m lowkey pregnant

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

I was about to respond that I would take this as a challenge but… Seattle’s native food form is grilled chicken with rice.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Someone took a good picture of me yesterday

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

New face day

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

Apple Maps says that 2nd ave is a five minute walk from here

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

Views like this on the way to an evening out really do wonders for the good brain chemicals

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

I think it's neat that I've been at my company for two years now but for the purposes of our job descriptions and me getting promotions, I have zero years of experience.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Crazy that they waited that long.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

Supposedly VIPs have migrated to vans - more spacious, can be outfitted in a ton of ways, fairly nondescript, doesn't stand out as it heads to the alley behind the hot night spot.

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

My last limo ride came included with the cost of the funeral and was in one of these

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Sam, a Craven one @seemsgood.lol [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

This is a hobby shop, where people need things far in advance of the holiday because they’re making something

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